The Life of most Newbies
 

they all go in the following order (same posters)

who sells cheap content

who has hosted galleries and pays the most per signup

how long to get accepted at thehun

how many signups from a hun gallery

I think im being shaved

can someone tell me why this gallery doesnt convert

how much to start a paysite

who has content for cheap with movies

what biller doesnt charge $750

need cheap good hosting

who can design a paysite for cheap (3 page tour and join)

who sells exit traffic that converts

what do you think of this tour

why doesnt my site convert

complete paysite for sale (3 page tour + join)

looking for a job

hahah you hit the nail on the head, Escortbiz :)

last part is really funny.

haha

I need a 6 digit ICQ

Ya for got one.

"I started a message board"


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I think that's pretty much perfect :thumbsup

Not all, I have not asked one of those questions...

But I have asked some other dumb ones :1orglaugh

You forgot
"Things are going pretty good, I have a successful company in biz for 4 years. Is there anyone who wants to invest in a new idea I have? I don't need ideas, I don't need content. I just need cash. No flaky people, only serious need reply!!"

Gee, I wonder who you're referring to:1orglaugh

I know I forgot a few but tried to cover most of em

Oh here is another thing they ask

"What is Quiets ICQ number?"

What about:

Would you hit it?

and

Who's your favorite pornstar?

or

"Where's my t-shirt?"

"Does TGP traffic convert?"

:1orglaugh

yea thats nice.... anyway, what is Quiet's ICQ??

:thumbsup

harsh, but funny. definitely glass is half empty.

EscortBiz ... back to the past and answer to me have you ever been a newbie? So, leave them alone, they are ppl too ...

I sell short ICQ numbers!

Conctact me on ICQ #659784268486434138413453

:glugglug

You werent asking me but ill answer anyway,

I never asked those questions
When I was a newbie I would read, learn and shut the hell up.

:1orglaugh

Very good!

If I take these sponsor hosted galleries and copy them to my server and then buy 1 million hits from choker for them I'll be rich right? :1orglaugh

Next thing you know we're going to have "newbie's only" restrooms and waterfountains. :)

Well the real smart ones buy 500,000 from spotbrokers and 500,000 from choker

Funny but True for 97% of them

Yeap and then after that they're able to retire in style and we never hear from them again :winkwink:

This is not "the life of most newbies" its more " the life of 99,9 % of adult webmasters" and you forgot "who spends less that 6 hours a day posting useless topics on GFY?" :Graucho

:1orglaugh

you mean that does not work?

:(

:1orglaugh

racist! segregation ended in the 60's!

So you are all talking from experience? or just what you see on the board?

Hey we are ALL newbies at one point in our lives.... We all have to start somewhere and it is usually at the beginning.

So trust me when I say that that term is not insulting to me when you people call me a newbie. Just a word. I am proud to be a newbie, as a newbie, if I fuck up, it is because I lack experience...

When you fuck up it is because of your own stupidity.

:thumbsup

I like newbies :glugglug

well said

Or in many cases lack of experience and stupidy are to blame.

raw or grilled?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That post should win an award ;-)

grilled, with a lil2rich4u sauce :)

god i love my gfy nick.

The only thing that I hate about being a newbie is that I do not know most of you.... and you do not know me.

With so many scammers out there, it make it that much harder to gain anyone's trust.

That has to be the worst thing, for me anyway, about being new.:2 cents:

you forgot the "I never used 12clicks programs but I know he cheats webmasters" :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Damn I love your sig...:glugglug

I'm just a Tadpole what do I know


If your a Newbie grab your referal link On Pornkings
and make $3 on every trial join you refer

Personally I think Posting= Money if its not your already doing something wrong

you forgot:

I'm new here, what do those words under my nick mean?

Loved the punchline, paysite for sale :1orglaugh

<-- Yet to start that trail...

I thought these boards existed to spam? Or am I in the minority when I don't rush to sign up under people who seem to get off on putting other people down?