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FillmoreSlim 06-03-2003 01:42 PM

celebrities you know you could beat up
 
ludacris
ja rule
michael j fox

m4tt 06-03-2003 01:43 PM

ludacris and ja rule are celebrities? when did this happen?

foolio 06-03-2003 01:44 PM

Drew Carey

:helpme

Pipecrew 06-03-2003 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim

michael j fox


That would be tough eh? you dumbass.

FillmoreSlim 06-03-2003 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew



That would be tough eh? you dumbass.

it wouldnt be so much tough as it would be fun to beat the crap out of Marty McFly.

m4tt 06-03-2003 01:47 PM

arnold schwarzenegger

Monique Niccole 06-03-2003 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim
michael j fox
Bet you could beat up Christoper Reeve too

BabeHunter 06-03-2003 01:48 PM

that host from the show Cheaters

Mr. Jim 06-03-2003 01:49 PM

Joan Rivers....I think

FillmoreSlim 06-03-2003 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete


Bet you could beat up Christoper Reeve too

I dont think so.

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GrimShawn 06-03-2003 01:50 PM

I deff want to kick the living piss out of Carrot top, if I ever see him it's on!

jasonir 06-03-2003 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew



That would be tough eh? you dumbass.

Agreed.

stevecore 06-03-2003 01:51 PM

gary coleman
screech
bobby trendy
christopher lowell
bob sagat
the sherminator
bob hope

Dragonsxxx 06-03-2003 01:52 PM

think i could take J-C Van Damme

nocostporn 06-03-2003 01:54 PM

Muhamed Ali
Martin Short
Tom Cruise
Lance Bass
Tom Cruise...while kicking Lance Bass' ass
Dick Clark

loverboy 06-03-2003 01:55 PM

Joan Rivers... :BangBang:

Rich 06-03-2003 01:57 PM

Eminem, the host of the show "Cheaters", and anyone from a boy band.

Rich 06-03-2003 01:58 PM

Oh and Craig Kilborn

foolio 06-03-2003 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
I deff want to kick the living piss out of Carrot top, if I ever see him it's on!
ya, make him use MCI for his collect calls

evildick 06-03-2003 02:00 PM

I could fuck up Andy Griffith pretty bad. I'd keep slapping him upside the head until he was in tears, then I'd give him a flurry of rabbit punches to the heart.

nocostporn 06-03-2003 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich
Oh and Craig Kilborn

he's a pretty big dude...played college basketball


i think he'd fuck you up :2 cents:

hottoddy 06-03-2003 02:18 PM

Andy Dick
David Spade
David Hyde Pierce
Any Guy in Will & Grace
Verne Troyer
Peter O'Toole

FillmoreSlim 06-03-2003 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy
Andy Dick

Andy Dick a modern day Milton Berle.

You do realize his SHTICK is to piss guys like you off?

stevecore 06-03-2003 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim


Andy Dick a modern day Milton Berle.

You do realize his SHTICK is to piss guys like you off?

everytime i see his scene in Dude Wheres my car? I fucking laugh my ass off... best goddamn thing he's done.

Pipecrew 06-03-2003 02:22 PM

Tom Hanks Son
Vin Diesel (with help of about 20 friends ofcourse)

Exosist 06-03-2003 02:22 PM

GARY COLEMAN

C-Bass 06-03-2003 02:22 PM

Any Pop idol.....


gimme Justin timberlake first though!!!:ak47:

hottoddy 06-03-2003 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim


Andy Dick a modern day Milton Berle.

You do realize his SHTICK is to piss guys like you off?

Huh? What does that have to do with anything? My list responds directly to the title thread - "celebrities you know you could beat up." Doesn't say anything about "wanting" to beat up.

Herb Kornfield 06-03-2003 02:24 PM

http://www.komotv.com/promotions/whe...ne/art/duo.jpg

hehehehhe, both of em

Machete_ 06-03-2003 02:24 PM

Flipper
Willy (free willy)
King Kong

stevecore 06-03-2003 02:26 PM

i heard stephen hawking was pretty tough...

eraman 06-03-2003 03:06 PM

smack the shit of that home alone kid......

Jakke PNG 06-03-2003 03:11 PM

Jet Li

Bulldog-Johnnie 06-03-2003 03:12 PM

Stephen Hawking

Christopher Reed

Teddy Penedergrass

Stevie Wonder

Jose Feliciano

Vern Troyer

FlyingIguana 06-03-2003 03:12 PM

eminem

Jakke PNG 06-03-2003 03:14 PM

Dolph Lungren could be an easy target aswell.

Machete_ 06-03-2003 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Jet Li
I would like to se tha guy that would fight him - that would be brutal

nocostporn 06-03-2003 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bulldog-Johnnie


Stevie Wonder



:1orglaugh

sherie 06-03-2003 03:22 PM

Mike Tyson:1orglaugh

candyflip 06-03-2003 03:23 PM

Tom Cruise. I saw him in person once and he's like 5' tall...not far from being a munchkin.

FlyingIguana 06-03-2003 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Mike Tyson:1orglaugh
you know, i bet he wasn't anyone's bitch in jail

Danny_C 06-03-2003 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ebus_dk


I would like to se tha guy that would fight him - that would be brutal

Jet Li is trained in Wushu, not kung fu. He admits he'd get his ass kicked in a fight.

I could do some serious Van Dammage against Van Damme.

JDog 06-03-2003 03:31 PM

All the fucking celebs because their pussy and they use their money to protect them...hehe

jDoG

Jakke PNG 06-03-2003 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny_C


Jet Li is trained in Wushu, not kung fu. He admits he'd get his ass kicked in a fight.

Dude... depends slightly against whom.
I'd get my ass kicked so hard not many could even imagine it.

Danny_C 06-03-2003 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather


Dude... depends slightly against whom.
I'd get my ass kicked so hard not many could even imagine it.

Well, that's true... and Jet Li is in damn good shape, so I'm sure he could take the average person.

But, Wushu is designed specifically as a show art rather than a fighting art. The Chinese government created it as a way to maintain Chinese martial arts culture while eliminating the ability to use it in combat. It's no different than professional wrestling.

Having said that, I think Jet Li, Donnie Yen, and Michelle Yeoh are the best kung fu actors in the business. Donnie Yen is also Wushu. I'm not sure about Yeoh.

nocostporn 06-03-2003 03:42 PM

i want an eggroll now...with a side of wushu

evildick 06-03-2003 03:43 PM

Is this about celebs you know you could beat up, or celebs you'd want to beat up?

If it's about ones you would want to beat up, I'd be up for a steel cage match with me against Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

I might lose, but I'd make sure I fucked up their faces bad and maybe gouged an eye or two out. Especially that mongoloid-looking Matt Damon bastard.

The only heart-throb in the world with Down's Syndrome.

Mr. Jim 06-03-2003 03:50 PM

have you ever mixed it up with a celeb???

The closest for me was Alexi lawless (SP?) the soccer player.

I was at Hennessey's in Dana Point and i simply said good luck and the guy flipped

I said oh I thought you were the lead singer of Alice in Chains....and walked away....that was in like 96

closest I have ever been to mixing it up with a public figure....actually it was not even very close he was just a prick and I made a smart ass comment when he was all bitter

FillmoreSlim 06-03-2003 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
have you ever mixed it up with a celeb???

The closest for me was Alexi lawless (SP?) the soccer player.

I was at Hennessey's in Dana Point and i simply said good luck and the guy flipped

I said oh I thought you were the lead singer of Alice in Chains....and walked away....that was in like 96

closest I have ever been to mixing it up with a public figure....actually it was not even very close he was just a prick and I made a smart ass comment when he was all bitter

dont yell at NHL players when you're drunk in the player services area.

DrGuile 06-03-2003 04:16 PM

I got the shit beaten out of me by Bob Barker during a Pro-Am golf tournament.












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