do you have a will?
 

if you've any sort of net worth, you definitely should.

:glugglug

Yep, I'm leaving you my used condom collection. It's getting quite large.

i bet :)

mine says:
bury me smiling with g'z in my pocket, have a party at my funeral... let every rapper rock it, let the hoes that i used to know, kiss me from my head to toe!


soul_rebel, ya feel me??

I'm having a lot of trouble whenever I try to quit smoking, so no. :winkwink:

Yes...I had a living will made when I turned forty...and your are right. By the way a living will saves a lot of hassles for those that may be in your will.

Yes I do. Just got it all worked out last month.

nice. i had mine set up about 6 months ago. and like the king said, it is nothing but hassles to those left if you don't.

Those volume pills I sent you really work then?

Ive decided to live forever, so a will wont be needed. Smartest choice i ever made.

My situation was bad . I do not have a blood relative in the us so everything would have gone to the gov..

but you might change your mind.

i'm in Canada. everything automatically goes to the govt if you don't decide beforehand.

Nah, im pretty solid on the live forever decision

take away mortality, and you'll get very, very bored. 10 million years plugging porn.

you'll want to die.

I plan to retire in 5 million years, and then do a little traveling

nice. there are only so many 5 star hotels though...

Im anticipating alot more places to visit in 5 million years. *fingers crossed*

according to the hickhikers guide to the galaxy, there is actually less...

I did mine a long time ago, then changed it, then changed it and again changed it.

Things in my life keep changing. Now Everything is in both our names so maybe I won't have to change it again. :)

Actually, with my luck, stock market will crash in 5 million years, i'll end up broke and living on a 200 dollar/month government pension for the other 5 million years. that will suck

if you have loved ones dependant on your income life insurance isn't a bad idea either. even with a will and a ton of assets they can be frozen in probate for long periods of time - life insurance pays out quite quicky and gives them some cash - tax free too - to help when they need it the most.

not yet...
never stop building long enough to collect and catagorize all my chips.

That is the purpose of a "living will"...no probate court...no attorneys involved. Clean...simple...hassle free.

Doesn't it depend on how much you have and whether it's likely to be contested?

You're thinking like a speedbump again.

I've been invloved with many situations where Idiots (like you)thought that would work - when real money's involved shit hsppens.

Not with a "living will"...but you may not know what a "living will" is...but then again it may be that one cannot have a "living will" in Canada.

actually a living will in canada is basically a document telling a doctor to pull the plug.

I assumed it meant something different to a speedbump as you were talking about assets

I am from the USA so I can only speak about the USA...but a "living will" in the USA does not go through probate court and there are not any attorneys involved after the person dies...this is because named assets in the will are "virtually transferred" to the inhieritor prior to death through the "power of attorney". In the USA their are two types of "power of attorney" one is limited in power and the other is not. Bottom line...when the person dies...you use the power of attorney to sell assets...or transfer funds...or sell stock etc. etc. It is not contestable by anyone as you and you alone already own all assets via the power of attorney.

Maybe you are aware if this exists in Canada?

That ranks among the dumbest, most jailhouse lawyer things I've ever heard.

Exactly.

MY living will says that if something happens and I'm in certain situations that my next of kin will not be making the decision as to whether I live or die, I've done that ahead of time.

It is everday common to have a "living will" drawn up and is 100% legit...that makes you rank among the dumbest not to be aware of it. It is simply signing over your assets prior to death via the power of attorney. Simple...clean...and hassle proof.

Another one that is not to bright.

i have a way
:winkwink:

The 'solo sessions' do not count - you gotta toss those.

is that so? hmm...

do they auction that shit off?

:1orglaugh

As long as you don't have anything complicated to allocate to your beneficiaries... you can buy a package from Office Depot for a few bucks and whip out a legally binding will. :2 cents:

no

Another one that thinks they know more than they do.

Here ya go smartass.

http://www.uslivingwillregistry.com/info-english.shtm

I have had a will for years.It's updated as things change.

Leaving it all to my dogs. :1orglaugh

prepaidlegal includes personal will in their membership, not bad services depending on the lawyers in your area!

Gotta get past dealing with one of their knotthead pyramid reps....no i do not want to go to a meeting:BangBang:

You cant retire, you can just go for long vacations. You wont have savings enought to live forever.

Nevermind. Investiment plans.

Where there's a will there's a way.

I willed EVERERYTHING to Lensman...

i wonder if you could runa paysite where membership is free but entrance is subject to signing a piece of paper that turns over 10% of the gross value of your entire estate upon death to the paysite owner....

You wouldn't need too many people to die before you had a lot of money........

But you should need to filter the age, like just 60+ year old people can join... or you you could get fucked in bandwidth bills if a good % of them were under 30 :glugglug

accidents dont' necessairly have to be accidents...............


there are some wealthy 30 year olds out there........