Forget Internext, Cybernet and the Phoenix Forum...
 

If you only attend one conference this year, make sure you attend the 3rd annual Nigerian Email Conference.

Fuck yeah I just registered!

DH

IM DEFINATLY THERE

Spouses are invited, although they may not attend the conference sessions. Spouses must spend the day in their hotel room watching TV (two channels are available, and one is not cartoons).

"The hotel was very, very upscale. The running water was a nice touch! - Dr, Collins Mdadiwe

Linguistics:
Damn, spam, scam, sham. And more rhymes in the "sticks and stones" category.:1orglaugh

This is the funniest shit I have seen for a long time.

HaHa thats a great site

Me too, let's share a suite.

I wonder if they'll be teaching this approach... especially since this surely isn't MY brother lol...

From: Micheal Hill
ATTN; Dear Sir
Date 03-06-2003
Email: [email protected]

I am Barrister Micheal Hill, a solicitor at law. I am the
personal attorney to Mr. William Fugarthy a national of your country
,possibly could be your brother, who used to work with shell Oil
Development Company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to as my client.
On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their two Children were involved
in a plane crash in a remote village called Kuru near Jos in Plateau
State.

All occupants of the plane unfortunately lost their lives.
Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here inlagos
to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved
unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to
track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his
family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property
left behind by my client before they get confiscated, frozen or
declared unserviceable by the bank where these huge deposits were
lodged.

Particularly, the National Bank Plc where the deceased had an
account valued at about US$20.5,000,000.00 (Twenty million and five hundred thousand United States Dollars). The management has issued me a notice to provide
the next of kin or have the account frozen within the next ten official
working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2
years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this
account valued at $20.5,000,000.00 (Twenty million and five hundred thousand United States Dollars) can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. 60% to me and 40% for you. .I have all the necessary legal documents that can
be used to back up any claim we may make.
And this I must do to make sure that this fund is not wasted or end up
in the wrong hands. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable
us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under
a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the
law.

Yours Sincerely,
Micheal Hill esq.
Principal Attorney.

The Sad part is it's a real confrence........

"This is an excellent opportunity to meet your distinguished colleagues,"

they are inviting all their competators and intend to gas them emiminating all the compitation.