i think every man should have his freedom taken away from him from time to time:
 

12 hours in a concrete cell with no food / nicotine / phone etc. every 6 months would be enough to remind us that this life that we have, however good or bad we think it is, should not be taken for granted… because we tend to forget.

Try that with me and I'll give ya reason to lock me away :thumbsup

also getting punched in the face with approx same periodicity is useful for staying humble.

- from my upcoming book Life Advice from the Top Nerd.

Perspective is always great, but can be not-so-fun at the time!

no food? so they would be dead within 30 days?

hard pass :1orglaugh

what's the inspiration for this thread? you pull another naughty or just reminiscing? (not intended in a mean-spirited way, just curious)

no poop, no pee, no food, no fart, no going "heh" when you find something slightly funny but cannot commit to a full laugh.

just sharing thoughts after spending the night in livingston police station holding cell..

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obviously he hasn't considered marriage as an alternative to jail an no freedom

How was the food?

Whatcha do....... this time?


Were you trying to get your 50k for the domain?

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nnnnnnOPE!

Back in 91 I was driving home from a bar at 3am and was pulled over and brought to the police station for DUI. Only problem for them is that I wasn't drinking (I was a DJ).

Long story short they had me confused with someone else. They didn't put me in a cell but they took my shoes and told me to stay put while they sorted it all out.

They let me go after a few hours but not before I saw all kinds of people thrown into jail cells.

Just being jail-cell adjacent was enough of a scare for me.

pot noodle in the evening plus a couple of cereal bars at 5am in the morning :disgust

marriage can't be that bad... can it?

hahahahah :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this was nothing, i am fine / not in trouble. just some idiots like to call police for no good reason whatsoever.

He said 12 hours of punishment every 6 months. Imagine being married for 12 hours every 6 months and being so scared you never want to leave the single life. That could be a reality show.

This weird shit is how we ended up with Trump. I recommend enjoying your freedoms and taking it all for granted while you got it, because the you know who’s are in another one of their fanatical supremacy cult phases again and it always historically starts one way and ends another, drastically to say the least. One thing I learned from the old-heads is when it’s time for that grand exit, you always regret the things you didn’t do more than the things you did do.

One weekend in jail was enough for me. I don’t like sharing toilets with other guys.

I've noticed in my short time here that with certain individuals, literally everything revolves around Trump, even the things that do not :)

This place is an anomaly

What happens if you have a really loud poop or like one of those poops with a squeaky sounding fart? Do others laugh or does everyone pretend not to hear it?

I've been in this situation in airport bathrooms, I need to know the jail situation.

Even at a football stadium - concert venue - national park - restaurant or other shared toilet facilities across the nation?

Jailhouse flush... as soon as the poop falls out you immediately flush

Or you just stare your bunkie down while pooping if you need to assert dominance