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2MuchMark 04-19-2026 10:11 AM

GFY is so slow, that...
 
GFY is so slow… (How slow is it?) GFY is so slow, that by the time a thread loads, the argument’s already been settled, reopened, and locked again! GFY is so slow, that models "find Jesus" and retire before the thread finishes rendering!

Thankyou very much! Thankyou! No, no really, thankyou! Thanks!

I'll be here all week.

:1orglaugh

Duced 04-19-2026 10:19 AM

GFY is so slow even online perf test tools want to give up.

2MuchMark 04-19-2026 10:24 AM

Maybe the slow load time is meant to be a teaze? If so, TOO SLOW, GFY. I lost my boner.

Duced 04-19-2026 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 23443834)
Maybe the slow load time is meant to be a teaze? If so, TOO SLOW, GFY. I lost my boner.

If GFY is the place to get a boner I must be doing something wrong. :helpme

Spicy Wraith 04-19-2026 12:20 PM

its not like anyone is missing out on anything here

CaptainHowdy 04-19-2026 03:41 PM



And switch to VACARES, GFY :thumbsup !!

mechanicvirus 04-19-2026 04:16 PM

How come mark prince made 3 threads about gfy being slow in the past 4 days?

TheLegacy 04-19-2026 05:04 PM

GFY is so slow - there was an argument in a thread - mods banned the person - and then they returned back and revived the argument

TheLegacy 04-19-2026 05:06 PM

GFY is so slow that 2MuchMark is now a real boy !!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...BPar8eQeVgDg&s

2MuchMark 04-19-2026 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 23443880)
How come mark prince made 3 threads about gfy being slow in the past 4 days?

Because it was slow 3 times, Doi.

mechanicvirus 04-19-2026 06:04 PM

Why did Mark Prince make the same three shit tier threads about gfy being slow in less than a 24 hour period

RyuLion 04-19-2026 09:56 PM

Mark, you do know that you're moving my thread lower by making duplicate negative threads right?
How many years has GFY allowed you to continue to be part of it?

JudgeJudy 04-19-2026 10:43 PM

Have no problem, loads fast enough for me

Spicy Wraith 04-20-2026 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 23443915)
Mark, you do know that you're moving my thread lower by making duplicate negative threads right?
How many years has GFY allowed you to continue to be part of it?

i thought he was a mod at first because his name is red and the stuff he says in the politic section how does anyone get away with posting all that and not get banned there is something wrong with that guy

2MuchMark 04-20-2026 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 23443915)
Mark, you do know that you're moving my thread lower by making duplicate negative threads right?
How many years has GFY allowed you to continue to be part of it?

You're right, I apologize for the duplicate threads. And GFY has been great which is exactly WHY it's worth bitching aboot when it's broken. Blind loyalty is bad... just ask all the folks in the political forum about that.... ;)


Quote:

Originally Posted by Spicy Wraith (Post 23443961)
i thought he was a mod at first because his name is red and the stuff he says in the politic section how does anyone get away with posting all that and not get banned there is something wrong with that guy

If I wasn't a mod, then how would I know your deep dark secret?

https://media.tenor.com/qmNDVmbG4DcA...olds-smile.gif

Killswitch 04-20-2026 08:39 AM

Mark you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

This is your final warning before I ban you.

- Lensman

Spicy Wraith 04-20-2026 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 23443968)
You're right, I apologize for the duplicate threads. And GFY has been great which is exactly WHY it's worth bitching aboot when it's broken. Blind loyalty is bad... just ask all the folks in the political forum about that.... ;)




If I wasn't a mod, then how would I know your deep dark secret?

https://media.tenor.com/qmNDVmbG4DcA...olds-smile.gif

tell them about your deep dark secrets :1orglaugh

https://reallybizarresex.com/pics/enter/mousetrap.gif

Killswitch 04-20-2026 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spicy Wraith (Post 23443994)
tell them about your deep dark secrets :1orglaugh

https://reallybizarresex.com/pics/enter/mousetrap.gif

Is that Lawrence Connor?

Yamato 04-20-2026 03:46 PM

you all are gay :2 cents:

mechanicvirus 04-20-2026 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 23443970)
Mark you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

This is your final warning before I ban you.

- Lensman

Was it Lens-Man or Len-Sman?

sarettah 04-20-2026 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 23444034)
Was it Lens-Man or Len-Sman?

yes

.

jiaoyue 04-20-2026 08:13 PM

Dear, I hope everything will be okay together.

Killswitch 04-21-2026 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamato (Post 23444033)
you all are gay :2 cents:

Why you hating from outside the club when you can't even get in?

Charli09 04-21-2026 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 23443885)
GFY is so slow - there was an argument in a thread - mods banned the person - and then they returned back and revived the argument

Haha, one thing I don’t understand—when the moderators banned that user, how did they come back? Did they return using a different account, or were they just waiting for their original account to be unbanned?

2MuchMark 04-21-2026 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 23443970)
Mark you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

This is your final warning before I ban you.

- Lensman

https://learnbook.org/wp-content/upl...repidation.gif

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamato (Post 23444033)
you all are gay :2 cents:

We throw great parties tho...


Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 23444132)
Why you hating from outside the club when you can't even get in?

I'm ok to let him in if you are.

Killswitch 04-21-2026 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 23444146)
I'm ok to let him in if you are.

He's gonna be a bottom if we do.

2MuchMark 04-21-2026 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 23444153)
He's gonna be a bottom if we do.

I'll make you a deal. You can have him, if you give me these:

https://web.archive.org/web/20210111...om/ZYjGQEi.gifhttps://web.archive.org/web/20210111...om/ZYjGQEi.gifhttps://web.archive.org/web/20210111...om/ZYjGQEi.gif

it's an old sig, but still one of the hottest things I've ever seen.

time to run one out.

Duced 04-21-2026 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 23444157)
I'll make you a deal. You can have him, if you give me these:

https://web.archive.org/web/20210111...om/ZYjGQEi.gifhttps://web.archive.org/web/20210111...om/ZYjGQEi.gifhttps://web.archive.org/web/20210111...om/ZYjGQEi.gif

it's an old sig, but still one of the hottest things I've ever seen.

time to run one out.

https://passion-hd.com/video/sweet-candy

Yamato 04-23-2026 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 23444132)
Why you hating from outside the club when you can't even get in?

The last thing I want on this planet is to be part of your circle jerk club. For real.

Yamato 04-23-2026 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 23444146)
We throw great parties tho...
.

100%. Best club music is in the gay clubs. Back in my college years my gf and I went to "straight nights" on thursdays. Best fucking time. :thumbsup

Yamato 04-23-2026 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 23444153)
He's gonna be a bottom if we do.

Not that I will, but if I do in the next life - I'd be a mother fucking bear with baseball bat and bull whip for all of you nerd twinks. :1orglaugh

Killswitch 04-23-2026 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamato (Post 23444385)
The last thing I want on this planet is to be part of your circle jerk club. For real.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamato (Post 23444386)
100%. Best club music is in the gay clubs. Back in my college years my gf and I went to "straight nights" on thursdays. Best fucking time. :thumbsup

:upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamato (Post 23444387)
Not that I will, but if I do in the next life - I'd be a mother fucking bear with baseball bat and bull whip for all of you nerd twinks. :1orglaugh

5 foot, 14 inches tall, 290lbs of pure midwest american beef, I assure you if I ever stopped fucking your mom and turned my sights on you, you would most definitely be the bottom.

https://i.imgur.com/zDhbj4i.jpeg

Yamato 04-23-2026 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 23444390)
:upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow



5 foot, 14 inches tall, 290lbs of pure midwest american beef, I assure you if I ever stopped fucking your mom and turned my sights on you, you would most definitely be the bottom.

https://i.imgur.com/zDhbj4i.jpeg

Based on what I see in that picture, we not only live in totally different neighborhoods and hang out with completely different crowds, but we’re also in entirely different age brackets. so yeah, the chances of us ever crossing paths are about -0.000001%, my Midwest-born blumpkin. And if you ever want to smell your mom, I’ll let you smell my sour finger when you get off your 8-to-5 job at a construction site. :2 cents:

Spicy Wraith 04-23-2026 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamato (Post 23444396)
Based on what I see in that picture, we not only live in totally different neighborhoods and hang out with completely different crowds, but we’re also in entirely different age brackets. so yeah, the chances of us ever crossing paths are about -0.000001%, my Midwest-born blumpkin. And if you ever want to smell your mom, I’ll let you smell my sour finger when you get off your 8-to-5 job at a construction site. :2 cents:

what kind of weak ass shit is that

Killswitch 04-23-2026 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamato (Post 23444396)
Based on what I see in that picture, we not only live in totally different neighborhoods and hang out with completely different crowds, but we’re also in entirely different age brackets. so yeah, the chances of us ever crossing paths are about -0.000001%, my Midwest-born blumpkin. And if you ever want to smell your mom, I’ll let you smell my sour finger when you get off your 8-to-5 job at a construction site. :2 cents:

lmao this shit weaker than your butthole when bubba pushes deep into it.

Yamato 04-23-2026 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 23444432)
lmao this shit weaker than your butthole when bubba pushes deep into it.

My little dinger, bubba is your crowd. I’m still a 100% British chav in America, rocking Burberry shorts and a 100% recycled-material Villanova quarter-zip that costs more than remodeling that bathroom of yours. Yes, my alma mater. Flat rooftop bars aren’t really my thing, same as hanging with bubbas marinating in that signature blend of piss and liquor. I do offer free tooth extractions to anyone wearing a red jersey in my hometown of Leeds.. a community service. Now you can piss off and talk to that other idiot ..

Killswitch 04-23-2026 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamato (Post 23444448)
My little dinger, bubba is your crowd. I’m still a 100% British chav in America, rocking Burberry shorts and a 100% recycled-material Villanova quarter-zip that costs more than remodeling that bathroom of yours. Yes, my alma mater. Flat rooftop bars aren’t really my thing, same as hanging with bubbas marinating in that signature blend of piss and liquor. I do offer free tooth extractions to anyone wearing a red jersey in my hometown of Leeds.. a community service. Now you can piss off and talk to that other idiot ..

bro wrote a whole novel describing himself because he's too chickenshit to post a pic, pathetic.

Spicy Wraith 04-24-2026 11:29 AM

brits suck at this :1orglaugh

Killswitch 04-24-2026 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spicy Wraith (Post 23444566)
brits suck at this :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 04-25-2026 01:12 PM

Too slow to have fun anymore.

:(

CaptainHowdy 04-25-2026 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 23444640)
Too slow to have fun anymore.

:(

It's kinda painful :( . . .

Spicy Wraith 04-25-2026 03:44 PM

i tried to load this page this morning, and then twice this afterrnoon and when it finally works i dont remember what i was going to say. this board sucks.

anthonyalbit 04-25-2026 04:56 PM

I just hit reload and wait. It's not something you have to rush. Slow or not, it works. Love forums for that!

comusthumbz 04-26-2026 07:25 AM

It took me a few days to even be able to post... really slow


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