Talking in porn...WHY?
 

Why do we have to endure side commentators in porn like the MILF hunter and Boobsquad? Do the punters like that stuff? If you want to entertain try comedy or sports events. The only person I wanna hear in a flick is the girl and no lame putz talking to the "actors" and commenting on action like its a football match.

I thought we had managed to rid the industry of lame plots and talking actors and who would have thought that the hottest selling items was the ones with a live commentator....Go figure.

Boobsquad is a nice idea but sans the lame talk.



And thats all she wrote.....

Lame plots and talking actors are probably what's going to save this business.

The Miller Test involves these 3 things:

That the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest;
AND
That the work depicts or describes in a patently offensive way, as measured by contemporary community standards, sexual conduct specifically defined by the applicable law;
AND
That a reasonable person would find that the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political and scientific value.


What might save your ass is your attempt at "serious literary, artistic, political, and scientific value."

youve never shot porn before.

Lame dialogue does not inbue tasteless porn with literarty or artistic value.

It's entertainment for the surfers. Imagine the surfer, with a beer, behind a computer - he doesn't want to just get it over with, he wants to be entertained, laugh, and come.

A jackass-like reality porn site would probably shatter all selling records.

Damn. That's actually a very good idea.

It sure does help in defending obscenity charges which is one of the reasons they wrote stupid little screen plays for so many years with the most idiotic dialogue instead of just going straight to fucking.

I guess maybe if you're disguising as comedy. But I agree with the first post, I haven't seen any of the vids in question but I have seen some with very annoying background chatter.

I'm not saying that is the intention of these video guys. My point was with the heightened attention on the industry, this stupid chatter is something that might in the future prove your ATTEMPT at art.

MUAHAHAHHAH IL MAKE IT FIRST :thumbsup

I already own the patent on this idea. :321GFY

I require 69% of your gross income per month if you plan on running a site like that.

Art eh? If the punters want art they can go to a museum or read a good book. Those "background fellas" are only tending to their own egos. I am 100% sure that most surfers would like to enjoy the women and not the guys in the background.


And, please no close ups of the actor`s face. Keep that to gayporn instead where it is more in line with the original atmosphere. The last thing I would do is to confuse my surfers with sweaty studs.

And lastly Jackass plots do not belong in porn. I have seen some quite goodscenes being ruined by silly pranks and too much focus on the guys instead of the chicks.

Bangbus? More like Bangtalk. Try selling the bangbus notion with the slogan "Watch middleaged men talking and shootin the shit plus a chick thrown in as a sidekick" I guess the sales would rocket:winkwink:

he bangbus notion with the slogan "Watch middleaged men

We don't give a fuck about what you think. We give a fuck about what sells.

Well, sue me :321GFY

Oh yea, that'd be huge money I am sure.

More ugly latina whores, condom sex, horrible light, shaky camera work & ridiculous angles. We need more!

don't like it? don't watch it. don't make it. don't promote it. :2 cents:

um farthammer?

Are you just bitter because you didnt come up with the idea or something? Stop whining, it makes a ton of money, you wont ever change that, surfers love it :)

Bitter? Hehe I was purly speaking out as a surfer. I do not like to be distarcted by less than entertaining studs. Just lay off the talk after the first 10 min ok?