I Done Got Married
 

Got married yesterday, super casual. Just walked out front of the house into the park and did some vows. Real simple-like, just enough to make it official.
I was a wrinkly hung over mess... realized I had a PornKings pin on my jacket afterwards. heheh
http://www.megapics.com/wedding1.jpg
http://www.megapics.com/love.jpg
http://www.megapics.com/kiss.jpg

congrats

kickass. may you be one of the few that actually survive it.


now prepare yourself for all the bitter losers who will flame you for getting married.

congrats!!! she looks very cute

What no honeymoon pics :Graucho

Congrats & she's a cutie :thumbsup

shes cute. congrats.

youre life has changed forever.

(have you told her you dont care about fucking other women yet?)

congrats man :thumbsup

Congratulations, Matt! It's always nice to hear someone's getting married. :)

http://www.megapics.com/love.jpg

she looks very dominant and controlling.

prepare yourself for the worst.


:Graucho

the line will be drawn very quickly in this thread about who is married and who is not.

Haaaww!!

She's quite the opposite, I wouldn't have married her otherwise.

wait till she asks you how long you intend on working in the adult industry.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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her parents and your beer belly will change that very soon.

pimp

Her parents live in Brasil & I don't see myself getting fat any time soon. I'm 35 and battle to keep weight on.

shes way to cute to be fucking you. What the hell is wrong with her? Trannie?

Yeah very cute. Good luck, and congrats.

Congrats! What a nice way to get married

Heh, she sees my checks. She doesn't complain.

I'm in a band.

Brazil? Time for a tax write off. Go to her country and start shooting content.

She has that Laci Peterson look about her too. You haven't recently purchased a fishing boat and several bags of concrete have you?

no no.. you still see that controlling part of her as 'caring'.

Because you are in love with this cute little lady.

But just wait till she sets her mind on something..

wait till the first time you forget to call

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh shit!!! That reminds me.....

wait till you come home and your cock smells like another womans pussy.

okay okay..enough of the ballbusting...

did you have a bachelor party?

no no, she's ok with all that.. that's the main trick here..

Im talking about the 'subtle changes' she will
introduce in the near future..

Okok.. enough.. congrats dude..

:thumbsup

Lets not leave him guessing.

#1 - Kiss the swallowing goodbye.

Matt,

Congrats on your wedding and new bride :)

Todd

Nothing major... just went out with some old friends from way back and did the drunk thing. I'm always out drinking with the band and shit so it's just the same old shit really.

she looks like a sophisticated smart girl.. i dont think she swallowed in the first place.

But good example!

oh and oral sex suddenly becomes a favor.

When you put it that way it sounds like snowballing

this is a hateful but secretly hilarious thread.

what happened to the subliminal sig?

Wow! Congrats to you and Jeanine Garofalo

No...dont let these guys fool you.

Marriage is great.

Hide the porno.

This is a much nicer thread than I thought it would be. Took me all day to figure out if I should dare post pictures on here... it's just asking for trouble.

After 4040 posts finally someone that understands.
we should follow MattO's example.. whaddayathink? ;)

The sig is still there man.. but i used a lower frequency
and a different flashing pattern that is more effective
for the unconscious. 47 THZ is the way to go.

MattO,

Was your cock in her anus before your signature was on the marriage certificate?

ironic that we share this thread together. It feels a bit too gay.

concurrent

MattO,

Wait till the double dates with her friends and THEIR husbands.

Congrats Matt-o.

You're the fatest man I know.

heh I remember that shit

nice. your new wife will remember the time you looked at that waitress.

I take it all back. If she gives up the ass, she's worth it... at least until she gets pregnant and you have to kill her to avoid fucking up your playboy lifestyle and mistresses with a bunch of child support bullshit.

he does look like a rockstar indeed.

w00 h000!!!!

congratz dude!!! :thumbsup

Way to go man!

Thanks for the replies and wishes, good and... other...