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Too caked up, broke my computer chair
Last night I leaned back in my computer chair while watching a show and enjoying a cold beverage, and I felt the chair just sort of give up due to my gigantic size.
This chair lasted for like 2 years, not bad, but now the 90-degree "sitting up" position is basically bent at a 45 degree angle. No beuno for work, amigo! Just sitting in this chair now is the sore-back special. Living as a Big Mac lover, former gas station vodka addict, it can be a challenge to even work at a desk when you are so fat that normal chairs simply cannot contain your size, I probably make Kim DotCom look like Ariana Grande on the Wicked movie tour! Any other big beautiful webmasters face this situation, and what chair do you own now? https://i.ibb.co/svGf8W4P/bigback1.png |
Maybe try eating less and going to the gym before buying a new chair? I recently lost 25 pounds and have never felt better. :2 cents:
Since pennies are a thing of the past, should we start saying my two nickels instead of two cents? |
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Why do you think the chair in my screenshot is 700 lbs? I'm thinking ahead! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup |
Go to the gym. I hit 275 lbs. Then I discovered I could watch Netflix in the gym. Lost 75 lbs in about two years.
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I'm going to eat nothing but ultra-hot Texas chili in January |
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My trials with Ozempic are actually going well - I do puke a lot, but if you over look that issue it's pretty good...
I'm not actually using it for weight loss it's for my diabetes - The weight loss is just a happy side effect..... |
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Not medical advice |
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Willpower. |
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nad+ instead. ps stop dreaming about me being gay. fag. |
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Anybody that knows Huggle's story should be proud he has eaten enough to break chairs with his ass now 🎉🥳🍾
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