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  • Huggles
    GFY'S #1 retard
    • Feb 2003
    • 12511

    #1

    Too caked up, broke my computer chair

    Last night I leaned back in my computer chair while watching a show and enjoying a cold beverage, and I felt the chair just sort of give up due to my gigantic size.

    This chair lasted for like 2 years, not bad, but now the 90-degree "sitting up" position is basically bent at a 45 degree angle. No beuno for work, amigo! Just sitting in this chair now is the sore-back special.

    Living as a Big Mac lover, former gas station vodka addict, it can be a challenge to even work at a desk when you are so fat that normal chairs simply cannot contain your size, I probably make Kim DotCom look like Ariana Grande on the Wicked movie tour!

    Any other big beautiful webmasters face this situation, and what chair do you own now?

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  • SBJ
    So Fucking Fabulous
    • Apr 2003
    • 11387

    #2
    Maybe try eating less and going to the gym before buying a new chair? I recently lost 25 pounds and have never felt better.

    Since pennies are a thing of the past, should we start saying my two nickels instead of two cents?

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    • Huggles
      GFY'S #1 retard
      • Feb 2003
      • 12511

      #3
      Originally posted by SBJ
      Maybe try eating less
      I made a Texas-style chili for the first time the other day... impossible now, this is going to be my fat era!

      Why do you think the chair in my screenshot is 700 lbs? I'm thinking ahead!

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      • Rochard
        Jägermeister Test Pilot
        • Dec 2001
        • 75733

        #4
        Go to the gym. I hit 275 lbs. Then I discovered I could watch Netflix in the gym. Lost 75 lbs in about two years.
        Herschel Savage
        Brooklyn, NY

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        • Huggles
          GFY'S #1 retard
          • Feb 2003
          • 12511

          #5
          Originally posted by Rochard
          Go to the gym. I hit 275 lbs. Then I discovered I could watch Netflix in the gym. Lost 75 lbs in about two years.


          I'm going to eat nothing but ultra-hot Texas chili in January
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          • Major (Tom)
            So Fucking Banned
            • Nov 2003
            • 32492

            #6
            Originally posted by Huggles


            I'm going to eat nothing but ultra-hot Texas chili in January
            Retatrutide
            You’re welcome

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            • Huggles
              GFY'S #1 retard
              • Feb 2003
              • 12511

              #7
              Originally posted by Major (Tom)
              Retatrutide
              You’re welcome
              I'm FESTIVELY PLUMP!!!!
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              • CurrentlySober
                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                • Aug 2002
                • 38948

                #8
                Originally posted by Huggles
                what chair do you own now?
                Ergohuman Elite G2 Mesh


                👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                • EddyTheDog
                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 25433

                  #9
                  My trials with Ozempic are actually going well - I do puke a lot, but if you over look that issue it's pretty good...

                  I'm not actually using it for weight loss it's for my diabetes - The weight loss is just a happy side effect.....

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                  • CaptainHowdy
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 94738

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SBJ
                    Maybe try eating less and going to the gym before buying a new chair? I recently lost 25 pounds and have never felt better.

                    Since pennies are a thing of the past, should we start saying my two nickels instead of two cents?
                    . . . Huggles ain't the feel-good type of person at all.

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                    • 2MuchMark
                      Mark of 2Much.net
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 50990

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rochard
                      Go to the gym. I hit 275 lbs. Then I discovered I could watch Netflix in the gym. Lost 75 lbs in about two years.
                      I am 6’3” and was 185lbs forever until I rose to 200 during Covid. Yikes! I turned off the fucking TV, resumed biking and swimming and got back to 185 in a month or so. It’s really easy to gain weight.

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                      • Ryan ransom
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2025
                        • 45

                        #12
                        My tv is jus for connecting my old ass ps4
                        PremiumLeak.com available – serious offers only

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                        • dyna mo
                          just a fucking jerk
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 68184

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Major (Tom)
                          Retatrutide
                          You’re welcome
                          reta causes blindness and is not approved for anything dr dork.

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                          • Huggles
                            GFY'S #1 retard
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 12511

                            #14
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                            • Major (Tom)
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 32492

                              #15
                              Originally posted by dyna mo
                              reta causes blindness and is not approved for anything dr dork.
                              Buy from my peptide company

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                              • dyna mo
                                just a fucking jerk
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 68184

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Major (Tom)
                                Buy from my peptide company
                                compounded reta? gtfo. but i'm going all natural to hit my goals. willpower.

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                                • Major (Tom)
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 32492

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                  compounded reta? gtfo. but i'm going all natural to hit my goals. willpower.
                                  Ss31, mots c, bpc 157 for your injury. I have no solution for you being gay. Made in usa.

                                  Not medical advice

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                                  • Mindi
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Aug 2024
                                    • 1215

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                    compounded reta? gtfo. but i'm going all natural to hit my goals. willpower.
                                    This is the way

                                    Willpower.

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                                    • dyna mo
                                      just a fucking jerk
                                      • Dec 2008
                                      • 68184

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Major (Tom)
                                      Ss31, mots c, bpc 157 for your injury. I have no solution for you being gay. Made in usa.

                                      Not medical advice
                                      aren't those dangerous to compound?

                                      nad+ instead.

                                      ps stop dreaming about me being gay. fag.

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                                      • Major (Tom)
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 32492

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by dyna mo
                                        aren't those dangerous to compound?

                                        nad+ instead.

                                        ps stop dreaming about me being gay. fag.
                                        Nad+ is good but needs more in conjunction

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                                        • CyberHustler
                                          Masterbaiter
                                          • Feb 2006
                                          • 28747

                                          #21
                                          Anybody that knows Huggle's story should be proud he has eaten enough to break chairs with his ass now 🎉🥳🍾
                                          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                          • Huggles
                                            GFY'S #1 retard
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 12511

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CyberHustler
                                            Anybody that knows Huggle's story should be proud he has eaten enough to break chairs with his ass now 🎉🥳🍾
                                            Texas chili man... damn...
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                                            • dart vader
                                              Registered User
                                              • Dec 2005
                                              • 2

                                              #23
                                              Get well soon

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