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Huggles 12-16-2025 12:08 PM

Too caked up, broke my computer chair
 
Last night I leaned back in my computer chair while watching a show and enjoying a cold beverage, and I felt the chair just sort of give up due to my gigantic size.

This chair lasted for like 2 years, not bad, but now the 90-degree "sitting up" position is basically bent at a 45 degree angle. No beuno for work, amigo! Just sitting in this chair now is the sore-back special.

Living as a Big Mac lover, former gas station vodka addict, it can be a challenge to even work at a desk when you are so fat that normal chairs simply cannot contain your size, I probably make Kim DotCom look like Ariana Grande on the Wicked movie tour!

Any other big beautiful webmasters face this situation, and what chair do you own now?

https://i.ibb.co/svGf8W4P/bigback1.png

SBJ 12-16-2025 03:58 PM

Maybe try eating less and going to the gym before buying a new chair? I recently lost 25 pounds and have never felt better. :2 cents:

Since pennies are a thing of the past, should we start saying my two nickels instead of two cents?

Huggles 12-16-2025 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 23419258)
Maybe try eating less

I made a Texas-style chili for the first time the other day... impossible now, this is going to be my fat era!

Why do you think the chair in my screenshot is 700 lbs? I'm thinking ahead!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Rochard 12-16-2025 04:23 PM

Go to the gym. I hit 275 lbs. Then I discovered I could watch Netflix in the gym. Lost 75 lbs in about two years.

Huggles 12-16-2025 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 23419266)
Go to the gym. I hit 275 lbs. Then I discovered I could watch Netflix in the gym. Lost 75 lbs in about two years.

https://i.ibb.co/0pDr0xVg/dabomb.png

I'm going to eat nothing but ultra-hot Texas chili in January

Major (Tom) 12-16-2025 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23419304)
https://i.ibb.co/0pDr0xVg/dabomb.png

I'm going to eat nothing but ultra-hot Texas chili in January

Retatrutide
You’re welcome

Huggles 12-16-2025 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major (Tom) (Post 23419306)
Retatrutide
You’re welcome

I'm FESTIVELY PLUMP!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 12-17-2025 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23419194)
what chair do you own now?

Ergohuman Elite G2 Mesh

EddyTheDog 12-17-2025 05:56 AM

My trials with Ozempic are actually going well - I do puke a lot, but if you over look that issue it's pretty good...

I'm not actually using it for weight loss it's for my diabetes - The weight loss is just a happy side effect.....

CaptainHowdy 12-17-2025 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 23419258)
Maybe try eating less and going to the gym before buying a new chair? I recently lost 25 pounds and have never felt better. :2 cents:

Since pennies are a thing of the past, should we start saying my two nickels instead of two cents?

:1orglaugh . . . Huggles ain't the feel-good type of person at all.

2MuchMark 12-17-2025 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 23419266)
Go to the gym. I hit 275 lbs. Then I discovered I could watch Netflix in the gym. Lost 75 lbs in about two years.

I am 6’3” and was 185lbs forever until I rose to 200 during Covid. Yikes! I turned off the fucking TV, resumed biking and swimming and got back to 185 in a month or so. It’s really easy to gain weight.

dyna mo 12-17-2025 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major (Tom) (Post 23419306)
Retatrutide
You’re welcome

reta causes blindness and is not approved for anything dr dork.

Huggles 12-17-2025 11:58 AM


Major (Tom) 12-17-2025 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 23419380)
reta causes blindness and is not approved for anything dr dork.

Buy from my peptide company

dyna mo 12-17-2025 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major (Tom) (Post 23419389)
Buy from my peptide company

compounded reta? gtfo. but i'm going all natural to hit my goals. willpower.

Major (Tom) 12-17-2025 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 23419390)
compounded reta? gtfo. but i'm going all natural to hit my goals. willpower.

Ss31, mots c, bpc 157 for your injury. I have no solution for you being gay. Made in usa.

Not medical advice

Mindi 12-17-2025 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 23419390)
compounded reta? gtfo. but i'm going all natural to hit my goals. willpower.

This is the way :2 cents:

Willpower.

dyna mo 12-17-2025 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major (Tom) (Post 23419400)
Ss31, mots c, bpc 157 for your injury. I have no solution for you being gay. Made in usa.

Not medical advice

aren't those dangerous to compound?

nad+ instead.

ps stop dreaming about me being gay. fag.

Major (Tom) 12-17-2025 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 23419404)
aren't those dangerous to compound?

nad+ instead.

ps stop dreaming about me being gay. fag.

Nad+ is good but needs more in conjunction

CyberHustler 12-17-2025 03:07 PM

Anybody that knows Huggle's story should be proud he has eaten enough to break chairs with his ass now 🎉🥳🍾

Huggles 12-17-2025 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 23419436)
Anybody that knows Huggle's story should be proud he has eaten enough to break chairs with his ass now 🎉🥳🍾

Texas chili man... damn...


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