your best/worst pun
 

Q: Why did the author write is book in the basement?
A: Because it was the best cellar


give me yours

1. Bullshit aint nuthing but chewed up grass.
2. "Close" only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.
3. She's addicted to what the dick did.
4. Same soup, just re-heated.
5. Same shit, different flies.

There once was a man from nantucket...

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