For the men. Memorable things gals have said to you.
 

In the mid 00's i switched to a new name.

Always remember the gal somewhat soon after who, at the end of a photo session...said in her cute accent. "Fuck me INever!".

I was like, wow, she's using my new name!

What memorable things have gals said to you?

There's been a few - Jesse for example has written me some amazing emails of encouragement that made me rethink how I handle things

Martina Warren in LA was being harassed by webmasters until she found out my name then came up to me asking, "can you be my husband?" Apparently she was under the impression that webmasters had enough honor not to tough someone else's wife.

No one has ever said they want to fuck me but have said I am very sweet and a gentleman

I remember this one girl she kept screaming : Wow 10 times better than INever! and I thought, INever, that's a weird name. Cute accent though

Yep, shared her.

So you FINALLY admit you hit it too. ¥_¥

And the marriage ask. I told her. Girl. Just get a student visa. Years later she's a real wifey with to littles. Time flies.

JesseQuinn said I have amazing taste in music and it blows her mind daily when I post something new.

"I've never been treated so poorly; I will love you forever."

A girl I was meddling with once said, "We should start saving up for a washing machine." I never laughed harder in my entire life.

A more general and memorable statement in the process of breaking up is "I gave you everything." I always find that line mesmerizing, almost unsettling, since love is mostly a business of nothingness.

“Sorry I am late for the shoot, don’t tell my agent. I’ll give you a blowjob to make it up to you.”
I took a pass.

"I'm not married, I'm single" said this totally crazy lady wearing a big rock wedding ring who sat at my favourite bar in like 2014-2015 and was chatting with me and some other dudes...

...and my spidey-senses tingled so I left and came back to move a couple seats over to continue drinking and some other guy was flirting with her when I got back...

...and then like 10 minutes later, some random dude storms into the bar, grabs the guy talking to the woman, and starts speed bagging him in the face! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Can we fuck now?
She answers, "Yes, but only for stress relief."

<<softens>>:Oh crap :1orglaugh

Captain H,...thumbs up man.