does this ever happen to you?
 

i was at a mainstream party....mostly 30-40 year olds.

I tell a woman what i do for a living. she was a school teacher.

over the course of the conversation (about an hour) these words were spoken by her:

<b>"i just love sucking on a big cut cock"

"I write erotic stories"

"I have a webcam" (along with a smile and an eyebrow raising)</b>

now im no fucking prince charming but this chick was fine.

best of all she was a complete stranger.

was god being extra kind?

chicks dig pr0n dudes

when people find out you work in smut, they have a tendency to want to tell you what kind of freak they are. Like you are some sort of kindred spirit.

some people find it a blessing, some people find it a curse.

I personally dont want a fat crazy bitch telling me how much she loves to give head, and it has happened more times than I care to remember.

if a girl is gonna open up and tell you what kinda freak she is, she a ho. ho = bad.

HO are not bad, if you come upon one you must do the following:
-Take out your extra strenght condom
-Have the ho get in doggy style position
-Discreetly spray her behind with "old spice" (If she's a HO, she might not smell like lavender!!!)
-Fuck the HO
-Tell her she was fine and give her your phone number (a burger king number or other worthless number)
-Go home and add the Ho to your Ho fucking black book...

<br>did you just stay there when you delivered the pizza?

So she rejected you. :glugglug

LMAO

Remember don't ever fall in love with a ho.

You can take a ho off the street but you can't take the street outta the ho.