When in doubt
 

...get fucked up. Six Bloody Mary's and counting...switching to Screw Driver's.

I was expecting to see "rub one out"

:drinkup Cheers...I have lost count...fuck it.

ok my g.f drinks screw drivers,
why the fuck dont u get real liqs instead of being a dum ass old man.

Tequila, lime, salt.

:glugglug

Shouldn't that be "shut the fuck up"...?

:glugglug

I ran out of Vodka so I switched to Jack Daniels and am using Budwieser as a chaser. Some people think that constitutes a boiler maker...but it doesn't. 45 is old?? Well maybe it is.

Stop crying

Regards,

Your Girlfriends Slot :glugglug

Not to the good Canadians...CD. :drinkup

who the fuck cares what you're drinking, as long as you are!

Real men do not cry...only children, women and fags cry.

I'll drink to that :drinkup

Well all the Jack is gone. I have some Scotch and Gin...hate them both...so back to my regular...Budwieser. I am going to have to restock tomorrow :drinkup

nah 45 isnt old actually, unless u smoke alot of crack then maybe i could say u r old.

Well...I have never smoked crack but I have caused a few cracks to smoke...of the female type.

sounds sexy but at the same time the women were probly twice my age so its just less sexy now.

You are ten?

Had to make a run this morning to re-stock...Bloody Mary's the breakfast of Kings.

when you got run over did you spill your drink?

im hungry... :(