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Huggles 06-25-2025 04:01 PM

When was the last time you had McDonald's?
 
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Isn't it wonderful that you can drive with the family to a nice park, do a hike / walk with the family dog, do enough steps and elevation change that you're getting a good workout, and on the way back home you can hit a drive-thru and get some fucking amazing clown food? :warning

Can I get a hell yeah from anyone, no matter the political leaning, no matter if you're Pad ranting about da J's, everyone... can appreciate how nice it is that you can live your life walking the dog or doing a fam-jam and on the way back, it's so fucking nice to be able to fit your car through some shitty narrow passage like a birth canal, birthing the most amazing food at the tap of a bank card.

Everyone knows... the best tasting fries are the ones you steal from the bag when you're driving... :pimp

I want to confess something to GFY, and I wish anyone out there listening could give me advice... is there a way I can make a YouTube channel, or anything else, where all I have to do is eat McDonald's at various places around the world? How fucking sick of a job would that be. Being a billionaire would be fun, sure, but if you had a job where all you had to do was eat McDonald's around the world and travel to eat McDonald's, wouldn't that be the greatest thing? Or am I opening a Pandora's box to a clownfood-scented hell?

Would I have to become a 600 lbs fat big back asshole, or can I combine this with a gym channel where my McDonald's eating ass works off the grease?

This is probably just a shitpost since I have so much other shit I have to do first.

Namaste. Let's make GFY fun again. :thumbsup

Mr Pheer 06-25-2025 04:08 PM

McDonalds kind of just tastes like salt to me. I don't like it, it's always a last resort if I'm traveling and there's just nothing else available.

ANAL PASTE 06-25-2025 04:16 PM

Airport only. Every time I come from overseas, fist thing first - XL size of Dr Pepper and BigMac.
Huggles, can you afford McDonalds now? You know I'm secretly cheering for you.

Huggles 06-25-2025 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 23380622)
McDonalds kind of just tastes like salt to me. I don't like it, it's always a last resort if I'm traveling and there's just nothing else available.

I feel like the location of the McDonald's is so important. Some places taste like actual food and other places are just gross as fuck. :thumbsup

TheLegacy 06-25-2025 04:52 PM

everyone already knows that McDonalds has quality control and that their food tastes the same no matter where you buy it - so you're only come up with special features - toys and offers they may have.

Now if you had access to one of their restaurants where they are testing new foods that could be an idea. Many years back when I was in New York mid 70's I went across the street to a McDonalds that was testing out Chicken Nuggets. Basically if it did well then it would be on their menu.

now why not do something that would get more traffic - the best brothels to.... so things like loose virginity - able to do a dirty sanchez (CurrentlySober LOL) or even best milf and girls who would fuck you in a clown suit or Jell-O bathtub fights

Now I'd be laughing my ass off watch that video if the topics were creative enough

Pad 06-25-2025 05:14 PM

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no matter if you're Pad ranting about da J's
lol i like jews. they're humans beings. i just don't like jewish supremacy

the chief issue is that everyone else feels the same way and doesn't have the balls to admit it

Huggles 06-25-2025 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pad (Post 23380637)
lol i like jews. they're humans beings. i just don't like jewish supremacy

the chief issue is that everyone else feels the same way and doesn't have the balls to admit it

But when did you have McDonald's last? What is your favourite MickeyD's?!?!?! :thumbsup

Huggles 06-25-2025 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 23380630)
everyone already knows that McDonalds has quality control and that their food tastes the same no matter where you buy it

Shaddup asshole! If we were sitting around with some whiskey and cola talking shit about each other and laughing about GFY and someone showed up with a platter of fresh McDonald's we'd all tear into it and it would be sooooooooo fucking tasty we'd all praise the clown!

fuzebox 06-25-2025 07:20 PM

I like to get it on a road trip, especially if I'm solo and especially if I'm driving hung over.

Huggles 06-25-2025 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 23380661)
I like to get it on a road trip, especially if I'm solo and especially if I'm driving hung over.

Big Mac? McChicken? Filet o' Fish? Nugs? Wrap?

Driving technique is also factored in... manual VS automatic, urban VS rural... long trips is easier to eat an elaborate dipping sauce meal n' shit. Stop and go downtown Seattle or Vancouver going to be a huge pain in the ass to dip your chicken nuggies in the fucking BBQ sauce! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Huggles 06-25-2025 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 23380630)
everyone already knows that McDonalds has quality control

I double dog dare you to go to your local McDonald's, order a Big Mac Meal, and do an honest review of the order with photos.

Think of how much fun we'd all have on GFY if you posted the pics and honestly reviewed it!!! Do a voice over and video!! So much fun.

Last McDonald's I had, I was 9/10 impressed, the local fucking McDonald's here is ran by a NAZI of quality control and it is always fucking perfect!, Okay 9.5/10 because truthfully, nothing can be really 10/10.

Huggles 06-25-2025 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE (Post 23380624)
You know I'm secretly cheering for you.

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Bruh...

Build the Smart Ratchet with me. Let's make something super fucking cool for auto enthusiasts.

Fuck I'm too buzzed and drunk right meow to find the link, but I just watched some trade show shit where an iphone on a tripod can watch all the shit you're doing in a complete 360, sick shit!

Think about it... why is it that tools we used 30+ years ago to work on our shit box cars when were were 16 years old... why is the ratchet the exact same fucking tool? :Oh crap

Huggles 06-25-2025 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pad (Post 23380637)
lol i like jews. they're humans beings. i just don't like jewish supremacy

the chief issue is that everyone else feels the same way and doesn't have the balls to admit it

Hey man... what car do you drive right meow? :pimp:thumbsup

Look Chang 06-25-2025 08:05 PM

I can afford a quality life and I have stopped eating "fast food" about 30 years ago. :frenchman

Crazy Lucifer 06-25-2025 08:09 PM

Its not the first choice always. But sometimes I have to eat this stuff because nothing else is available.

GAMEFINEST 06-25-2025 10:02 PM

last time? I was in taiwan so good.

CurrentlySober 06-26-2025 02:47 AM

i cunt a4d to eat at high end establishments... :(

NatalieK 06-26-2025 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 23380661)
especially if I'm driving hung over.

you need to pull over and set up a bbq, throw your keys on the drivers seat, have yourself a bacon sandwich and another beer :thumbsup :helpme :2 cents:

NatalieK 06-26-2025 07:41 AM

while eating lots of fresh meat, fish, paella, vegetables and other lush foods like tapas here in Spain...

nothing beats a double cheeseburger, medium fries and pint of lager from Mc Donalds for 5€

about $4!!!



mmmmmm :2 cents:

NatalieK 06-26-2025 07:45 AM

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we now have the bigmac BLT too :thumbsup


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mainstreammix 06-26-2025 07:48 AM

I smoke, grill, bbq and everything else but I still like a regular old McDonalds cheeseburger and fries for that junk food fix. You're a decade late on eating food for profit, there are millionaires in that space. :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-26-2025 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by NatalieK (Post 23380742)
you need to pull over and set up a bbq, throw your keys on the drivers seat, have yourself a bacon sandwich and another beer :thumbsup :helpme :2 cents:

Wise words . . .

TubesBooster 06-26-2025 10:31 AM

A few years ago

fuzebox 06-26-2025 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23380662)
Big Mac? McChicken? Filet o' Fish? Nugs? Wrap?

Driving technique is also factored in... manual VS automatic, urban VS rural... long trips is easier to eat an elaborate dipping sauce meal n' shit. Stop and go downtown Seattle or Vancouver going to be a huge pain in the ass to dip your chicken nuggies in the fucking BBQ sauce! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Usually it's after 1-2 wild nights with my friends in Vancouver, on the way back after I cross the border I stop in Bellingham and this is my order:

- mcchicken sandwich
- filet o fish
- quarter pounder with cheese
- 6 piece nuggets with sweet and sour
- bottle of dasani water because I'm healthy

And eat while driving my manual 911, generally cruising down I5 though.

CyberHustler 06-26-2025 01:00 PM

I won't tolerate any McDonald's slander. I'm mostly vegan, but when I'm not - a steak, egg and cheese bagel for breakfast or a double quarter pounder with cheese any other time of day and a large hazelnut iced coffee to wash it all down.

If there's a Dunkin close by tho, I'm going to Dunkin instead.

The Porn Nerd 06-26-2025 01:10 PM

McDonalds has gotten so expensive that most people can't afford it anymore. Especially if you order from Doordash or Uber Eats. Sales are so down that Mickey D's is back to offering a $5 menu.

But for me it's breakfast at McDonalds that is addictive. My intestines always pay a price tho so i try to limit the McGriddles to once every six months but damn, add those greasy hash browns and I'm in!!

fris 06-26-2025 01:14 PM

Few years at least

fuzebox 06-26-2025 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 23380827)
hose greasy hash browns and I'm in!!

McDonalds hashbrowns!!! Incomparable. Nothing comes close.

pornlaw 06-26-2025 02:08 PM

2 weeks ago on a road trip to Italy... road trips are the only time I will order McDonalds...

22 euros for 2 cheeseburgers, fries, a Coke and 4 nuggets.

NatalieK 06-26-2025 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by pornlaw (Post 23380847)
2 weeks ago on a road trip to Italy... road trips are the only time I will order McDonalds...

22 euros for 2 cheeseburgers, fries, a Coke and 4 nuggets.

bollocks...

cheeseburger, fries and coke, 4 nuggets are like 5€ a piece, Spain, France & Italy!


Where the fuck did you go :2 cents:

mechanicvirus 06-26-2025 04:06 PM

Usually a few times a year when I'm really craving a burger and milkshake.

Yea, the milkshake machine by me actually does work.

NatalieK 06-26-2025 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 23380827)
McDonalds has gotten so expensive that most people can't afford it anymore. Especially if you order from Doordash or Uber Eats. Sales are so down that Mickey D's is back to offering a $5 menu.

But for me it's breakfast at McDonalds that is addictive. My intestines always pay a price tho so i try to limit the McGriddles to once every six months but damn, add those greasy hash browns and I'm in!!

they never got that expensive, sorry, but mc donalds have the ball game on fast and efficient, good quality food...


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TheLegacy 06-26-2025 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23380643)
Shaddup asshole! If we were sitting around with some whiskey and cola talking shit about each other and laughing about GFY and someone showed up with a platter of fresh McDonald's we'd all tear into it and it would be sooooooooo fucking tasty we'd all praise the clown!

holy crap man - where the hell did that come from????

I wasn't blasting McDonalds taste - I was stating a fact - that McDonalds quality control makes sure that no matter where you go - Russia - Australia - England or Canada - each burger and fries taste the same. They even set up farms and cattle ranches teaching farmers how to make sure the animals, eggs, etc everything provided to it's store is exactly the same no matter where you go on earth.

So ay - if we were chilling I would eat the food gladly because I know - no matter where on earth we are - the food will always be good and the way we like it.

You've been hanging around my haters to long you've begun to put words in my mouth and ideas I never had

CaptainHowdy 06-26-2025 04:30 PM

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How fucking sick of a job would that be. Being a billionaire would be fun, sure, but if you had a job where all you had to do was eat McDonald's around the world and travel to eat McDonald's, wouldn't that be the greatest thing?
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~Evilin~ 06-26-2025 04:46 PM

I luv Wendy's
MC no...

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directfiesta 06-27-2025 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 23380621)
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is there a way I can make a YouTube channel, or anything else, where all I have to do is eat McDonald's at various places around the world? How fucking sick of a job would that be.

Sure you can ! Do like Morgan Spurlock , make a documentary like super size me[/COLOR](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Spurlock )

Just so you know, the guy died at 53 years old ..... a few years after his McDo binge.

Huggles 06-27-2025 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 23381119)
Sure you can ! Do like Morgan Spurlock , make a documentary like super size me[/COLOR](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Spurlock )

Just so you know, the guy died at 53 years old ..... a few years after his McDo binge.

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I wish I had a Big Mac right meow... :(

The Porn Nerd 06-27-2025 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NatalieK (Post 23380873)
they never got that expensive, sorry, but mc donalds have the ball game on fast and efficient, good quality food...


likewise, if you want quality porn https://nataliekash.com/natalie-ks-filthy-porn-updates/ :thumbsup :2 cents: :winkwink:

You don't live in The States mate. Check out McDonalds in New York City prices.

Then add on the bollocks Doordash fees and tip.....it's gotten crazy.

Rochard 06-27-2025 06:40 PM

When was the last time I had McDonalds? Dunno. Six months? A year ago?

Can you make a living making videos about eating at McDonalds? I am sure you can. I know there are some people who make videos about pizza and they seem pretty popular.

Anything is possible.

lezinterracial 07-01-2025 08:40 AM

When you posted this. Bought at 285 and sold at 295 today.

Only 10 shares, but a quick $100. I gotta chill though. I am gonna hold the cash for a while. May buy some treasuries.

Huggles 07-01-2025 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial (Post 23381822)
When you posted this. Bought at 285 and sold at 295 today.

Only 10 shares, but a quick $100. I gotta chill though. I am gonna hold the cash for a while. May buy some treasuries.

I would blow that $100 on Big Macs and gas station vodka! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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