Top 10 times in history
 

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F' WORD WAS APPROPRIATE
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#10 -- "Scattered F___ing showers, my ass!" - Noah 4314 BC

# 9 - "How the f___did you work that out?" Pythagorus, 126 BC

# 8 - "You want THAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelango, 1568

# 7 - "Where did all those f__ing Indians come from?" - Custer,
1877

# 6 - "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

# 5 - "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhard, 1937

# 4 - "Any f___ing idiot could understand that!" - Einstein,
1938

# 3 - "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

# 2 - "I need this parade like I need a f___ing hole in my head!" - JFK.1963

# 1 - "Aw c'mon, Monica, who the f___ is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,

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