Most heard reasons for Women not giving up the Ass:
 

Myth #1: Anal sex is unnatural and immoral.
Myth #2: Only sluts, perverts and weirdoes have anal sex.
Myth #3: The anus and rectum were never meant to be eroticized.
Myth #4: Anal sex is dirty and messy.
Myth #5: Only homosexual men have anal sex.
Myth #6: Straight men who like anal sex are really gay.
Myth #7: Anal sex is always painful for the person on the receiving end.
Myth #8: Women don?t enjoy receiving anal sex; they just do it to please their partners.
Myth #9: Anal sex is the easiest way to get AIDS.
Myth #10: Anal sex is naughty.


I say:

PATIENCE IS THE KEY TO UNLOCKING A WOMANS BACKDOOR.

Nothing a bottle of wine and some pills wont cure :glugglug

or an extra $200 tip

Its just like everything else...once women try it they love it.