I Lost a Good Model to the Jehovah's Witnesses
 

Religion really fucks up people's lives. I should know, I'm a Pastor's son. Today I learned that one of my very popular models, Karma, has become a Jehovah's Witness. I asked her to read this scripture:

Hosea 13:16 :
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

This contradicts Exodus 20:13:
Thou shalt not Kill.

Why did God command unborn babies ripped from their mother's wombs? Could it be he really DIDN'T write the Bible?

I've asked religious leaders about this and they mumble something about contradictions being caused by translation errors. This makes me ask:

So, why would someone want to base their life on a book that's not properly translated?

God giveth and also taketh

Religion is the Opium of the masses.

Heard the last one from the Pope?

Catholics and Protestants should not celebrate mass together.

So much for "Love Thy Neighbor" and "The Good Samaritan"

I really don't care what the pope does, but it bothers me that ANYONE can believe God inspired the Bible after reading Hosea 13:16. Does it make ANY SENSE at all that a "loving" God would command babies ripped from their mother's wombs, and young children dashed to pieces???

Am I the only one that finds this a little odd?

Hahahah of course GOD didnt write the Bible. Its a collection of stories and letters from the disciples.

But the claim is that God told them what to write. And the old testament wasn't written by the disciples.

That sucks.

good to meet you today btw --

heres a funny little jab at religion and its hypocrisies enjoy
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1: 9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price
for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual cleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn?t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan
Jim

give it a few weeks or months she will be back

You too! I hope your foot heals quickly!

Marx & Engels. Very interesting manifesto.

I love it! It makes such a strong statement and is 100% true.

What are you referring to? Where is the spam? This is my "rant about religion" thread. As a pastor's son, I have a LOT to say about religion. I hate it and have a huge chip on my shoulder when it comes to people who believe the Bible.

If you want my SPAM thread, see this one:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=138073

Did you ask your Dad? The answer is relatively simple, but I'm not going to go into a narrative on the scriptures in here. By basing your entire non beliefs on a misinterpretation of one verse in Hosea reminds me of the JW's your model left you for.

So, if she went religious, why is her site still up?

Matrix Content photographer Robbie Bentley called me one day and told me that the Jehovah's witnesses were walking toward my house & to shock them - So Avy Scott (with DD breasts) answered the door naked and invited them in. They refused & said that they would be back later and I never saw them again. That was 2 years ago... but these damn politicians keep stopping by!!!

I lost one of my best friends to them. First, Born-Again-Christian, then to Jehovah's Witness. All because of a girl who cheats on him constantly(and he doesn't even get laid from her), but is Jehova. He always invites me to the brainwashing meetings they have. He's also proud of knocking door to door.

They don't knock on my door anymore. I let my dog out to greet them once.

He's a big baby, but I think he scared them. :(

Donovan anything some of us do is regarded as Spam. Best to keep to posting threads about farting and drinking beer.

Or just say it like it is. "YES I"M HERE TO DO BUSINESS"

StupidFuckingWhore - Thanks for posting that!

I grew up with a lot of religion... I know how frustrating it can be until you learn to think for yourself.

-Matt

Of course that's not the only reason for non-belief. But posting 10 pages on GFY would be useless. I have a lot of problems with the scriptures. I've debated my concerns with numerous clergymen. They all use the same answers, which can be broken down to "it's all about faith". What a cop out!

I believe in God, but not the Bible. And the God I see created a world governed by the laws of mathematics. Exact, and not faith based. God is a scientist. Faith and science do not mix.

I would love to discuss this with you. Debating the Bible is fun. If you don't want to do it on this board (which would be even more fun) email me: [email protected]

I was raised a JW. They are not better and no worse than 99% of the religions/sects out there. All of those groups like to brainwash their people.. It's interesting to see the progression. Sorry about your loss man, maybe she'll see the light and turn around and run.

That sucks ass

When i first moved to San Diego i had 3 very attractive girls knock on my door one Sunday morning. Not knowing what they wanted i stupidly answered only to be flooded with verbiage on the Jehovah's Witness way of life. When i finally had a chance to get a word in i told them that i worshipped the devil and would they like to come inside to have a drink of blood. I managed to keep a straight face and the look on their faces was priceless. 7 years and they haven't been back.

Cindy xx

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Damn what a waste.

This picture isnt even funny. Try something better, retard.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative2.jpg

I would love it if all Jehovah's witnesses were ex-strippers and pornstars.

Think about it...

They go door to door.

They are easily influenced by others.

They had no problem fucking for money (or art, whatever you call it), at one point in their lives.

I would say, "Come on in and talk to me about your religion... Do you mind if I start masturbating? ... Will you help me with this? ... I will gladly donate to your church if you help."

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Am I to believe that 90% plus of post here according to you are SPAM?

Thats Fucking Great.. Where is it posted? URL?

stupid faggits. homosexuality is wrong no matter how you look at it. I love it how anythime someone thinks a guy sticking a dick in another guys ass is wrong is labeled a jesus freak.

lets put it this way, if there is a god and this is the best he could do, he is either very stupid or not powerful at all.

some mormoms came to the pornkings office when i worked there... i walked up right as they were about to open the front door, and i told them... "your god hates us, were pornographers."

they left rather quickly.

religion is an excuse to be condescending. it doesn't matter which invisible being you believe in, you're still an idiot in my eyes.

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Funny how religious kooks are the only ones who ever say "You don't have to be a religious kook to believe {insert bigotry/irrational belief here}" :1orglaugh

Being so amazed that there are a few otherwise normal people who believe the same crackpot bullshit you do that you use it to defend yourself in an argument is a tad self defeating.

Religion has caused more pain and suffering than anything else ever created by man.

I had a friend who was raised as a Jehova's Witness. They totally fucked him up. When I met him he had recently been kicked out because he was having premarital sex, and his family wasn't allowed to speak to him.

About 2 years after that he tried to go back so that he could reconcile with his family. He was shunned. So he became a really bad smackhead and is now sitting in jail.

I blame it on the JW.

LOL, they don't knock on mine anymore either, since the time that there was a knock on the door at 10 AM on a saturday morning, and I was still in bed. The first thing I could find to put on was my girlfriend's pink dressing gown, so I opened the door wearing it, to see two very shocked-looking JW's gawking at me. I said "Fuck off, I'm gay", and they never came to my house again :)

Perhaps I should try that:Graucho

My friends father owned a large number of high rise apartments, water front property here in Canada and in Florida and a successfull business. My friend came home one day and his father had given it all to the Jehovah's Witnesses. Pretty wild.


Burtman

http://busty-amateurs.com

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you know i've been wondering about this for years. i'd really like a canuck to make me canadian bacon and grow my pot and fix my server when it crashes. why the fuck can't i own them? i'm sure they would be usefull.

I wonder how people would react if we started going door to door offering porn - could make up nice little pamphlets and everything - start porn study groups...hmm, jehovahswhores.com is available :Graucho

no, they are easily worse than 90% of the religions out there. probably the most cultish out of the more popular lesser religions. I don't know about over there, but here they're taken out of school at around 16. Any religion that requires (or as is the case, pressured STRONGLY, STRONGLY, FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR FAMILY) the rejection of knowledge and removal from highschool should be burned. That and shunning family members that leave the flock.

AMENNNN! :1orglaugh

this has to be the best bump I have ever seen haha

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This guy is such a loser at life.

i concur :1orglaugh

you are welcome brother ! :thumbsup