Kidney transplant?
 

I think my sisters kidneys have gone bad. Please tell me what to do.

I figure that since people see fit to ask GFY and other webmaster boards for legal advice on 2257 then the boards must be a great way for me to get medical advice too.

You should put a shotgun in her mouth and ask her to bite.

I'm an expert! I haven't talked to a doctor about this!

Damnit! The people here are not licensed doctors. Don't you know the government is going to crack down on unlicensed medical practioners? Ignorant heathens!

.. it's your sis.. if your it then I would do it.... I dunno if I could make it long on one kindey I did alot of bad things to my body while back.... but if your healthy and she needs it... do it....

she peeing blood?..sorry that was my handy work..false alarm :glugglug

Could last weeks coat hanger abortion have anything to do with this?

What he said....

You can jury rig a dialysis machine using coffee filters, surgical tubing, duct tape, and an aquarium pump.

MAcgyver?

No shit?

Sounds like a good idea. Any particular pump that you can suggest?

A mixture of bellybutton lint and cranberry juice should do the trick. My herbologist told me so, but he's only practicing.

Give her one of yours. You only need one :glugglug

Depends how sick she is. If its really bad, hook her ass up to one of these: http://www.shopvac.com/

AMP tried that once and it malfunctioned. Damn near killed the guy. AMP has not been the same ever since.

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/shopvac.jpg

Just buy a new one from a poor person down in South America and she is set.

How much for one of yours? IF the price is low enough then I do not care about an exact match.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Try again I am medically fucked up enough already.

wtf is 2257?

It is just like 1005 only WAY different.

Ahh... ok... I get it. Kinda like Swoit?

uh......no.

I'm sorry to hear about your Sis....

As a nurse (RN) specialize in Critical care and Cardiology ...I see often patient rejecting a other organ.

She most seek other medical advice if this is the case....
Human body don't alwasy appreciate a unknowed stranger inside the body.. Its a natural porcedure That's why the antirejection drug most be taken... if it does not work there other altenatives....... Seek medical advice mostly in hospital were they do reaserch ... Don't even think that medicine is GOD....

The best way to help her is to know as much as you can to understand what is happening in her body...

There is hope beleive me.. Look..... Read.... ask.... Have faith !

I hope these link wil help... Just brows and seek what you need to know.... To much info is overwelming somtimes...


New Drug Reduces Kidney Transplant Rejections

http://www.ucsf.edu/~adcom/listserv/ucsfnews/0286.html


Family stories in the hope that they will answer questions, calm fears, and encourage living donor related kidney transplants.

http://www.viscom.ohiou.edu/kring/home.html http://www.tissotfamily.com/kidney.html


Text and pictures allows us to better understand the experience of their 1997 kidney donation and transplant - from test, to surgery, though recovery.


http://www.umm.edu/ http://www.thekidneygroup.com/



http://www.inforenal.com/us/patients/choices/transplt/


New Reaserch articles!!!!

http://www.findarticles.com/cf_dls/g2601/0007/2601000793/p1/article.jhtml?term=kidney+transplant+medication+re jection+




http://www.findarticles.com/cf_dls/m4PRN/1999_July_27/55277353/p1/article.jhtml?term=kidney+transplant+medication+re jection+

http://www.findarticles.com/cf_dls/m0EIN/1999_Jan_4/53507567/p1/article.jhtml?term=kidney+transplant+medication+re jection+


The International Transplant Foundation

http://www.itf-for-life.com/

The CanadianTransplant Association's


http://www.organ-donation-works.org/index.html


National Kidney Foundation

http://www.kidney.org/

Does the word:

WHOOOOOSH!

Mean anything to you? :1orglaugh

WEll not sure maybe ? does it means fuck off.. if so.. ???? Never mind!

uh oh! Seems like Aaron didn't appreciate Angel's work.... !!! :ugone2far

Your right.... thanks for the consideration hun...



http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=138284

I doubt she needs a transplant.

Slice her back open and look for the big lumps of stuff that look like those little kidney beans in a can.

Let me know what color they are.

I'd like to offer a second opinion. while I don't think you could win a claim of malpractice against fatpad - i think it only fair to suggest - having a Plan B.

Before opening your sister up, Rent a motel room. Pay Cash. And don't use your real name or ID when checking in. Then go out to a club, grab a young kid - of the same approximate size and shape as your sister - and take them both back to the hotel room.

If your sister needs an immediate transplant - you'll have a good young healthy donor on the scene.

Be responsible, and leave the donor - in a bathtub filled with ice - and call the paramedics from a payphone after you are a short distance from the motel

Read my reply in your other thread then kindly check yourself.

Aaron thanks for the email..
Very considerate xoxoxoxoxo


Oh well Frenchy will have to learn to read english.. dammm..

Well this thread turned uh... something.