I almost pulled the trigger and bought this!
 

https://i.imgur.com/xzBBpwA.jpg

But I've decided to hold out for the one that's for 'in your pants'...
I'd get a lot more use out of that version... :2 cents:

Bought as an xmas gift last year.

If I'd had that 20 years ago, my happiness would have been unbelievable.

Why not shoes that make a pooping/farting noise when you walk?

https://www.funslurp.com/old-fart-farting-slippers?srsltid=AfmBOoqlHQkmO2M7AwzS4shi93t2EZexl _7X4RYPM4DC006stqB62wXF

https://www.funslurp.com/images/oldfartslippers.jpg