Message Board Theology:
 

1:

It's all fun and games until somebody clicks the submit button.


:glugglug

2:

Behind every 'intimidating' persona lies an underdeveloped skinny little nerd with too much peach fuzz and a high pitched voice.

Or an anxiety disorder.

3. The sharks are always waiting for the drama to start

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4. Anyone with 'Kapitan' in their name should be completely ignored.

5) dont piss with people who can type all night

Don't abuse your stay or you will be labeled, "Gay" :-)

7) Postcount is the only thing that counts.

8. Never attack a mod. or your topic title will be changed

9) Point out what theology actually is

The study of the nature of God and religious truth; rational inquiry into religious questions.
A system or school of opinions concerning God and religious questions:

The Ology is a famous killing stone in Tibet.

10.

Always count on your posts being policed.:)

11) keep in mind that the average age of your audience is 19

12) If someone says something you don't like, always remember, you, too are a 300 lb musclebound ninja on the net...act accordingly and threaten horrible death in a 1000 different ways.

13. Say "see sig" too much and you will be banned

14. Spacedog is our GOD

15. Labret is always right. :)

16. You have to love the cock

17: OBEY ME and ONLY ME
:1orglaugh

18 The time for editing expires at exactly the same time as you decide you really didn't want to say it.

19.

If consequences dictate your course of action, it's only wrong if you get caught.

20. All political discussions lead to Hitler.

21. The sheep call the sheep sheep.

22. The drama must flow

23) When in doubt, the phrase "You are brainwashed" is invaluable.

24. Multiply anyone's publicly stated income by .10, IQ by .75, and number of years in the industry by .66

25) all terrorist orginizations are just freedom fighters oppressed by the US

26. Every thread contains at least one vocabulary, grammar, or spelling mistake.

No, it does'int

27. Every webmaster must join my affiliate program or buy content from me.

:Graucho

28. GFY is like alcoholism.

You'll deny it, but you will be back.

LMAO that isn't true!!!:321GFY

29)

Everyone's a whore :Graucho