Since you all like to brag on this board... let me tell you about explosive diareaha
 

Today I had explosive direaha, I didnt have enough time to put the paper protector on the seat, so I squated a couple inches above the seat and let go. It sprayed all over the seat, a real fucking mess.

I could feel more in my stomach wanting to come out... so I switched stalls, put down the protector and sat there and waited till I exploded again.

Needless to say, I left without flushing either toilet. I laugh when I think of the poor bastard who had to use a toilet next.

That only happens because your asshole has been widened to much.

and then when you wiped your ass and it just smeared it all over your cheeks.

maybe u didn't even attempt a wipe.

but a good time indeed!

should have taken a pic and uploaded it to http://www.ratemypoo.com