10' Vibrator for sale on amazon.com
 

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...947932-4751220

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Reviewer: A home improvement enthusiast from aus
As soon as i shoved this thing in my crotch i was in heaven. You will never get the same orgasm that i did from this item. Although for maximum pleasure i recommend buying 2 and using them bath at the same time (it can be a tight fit for your backside) i would like to see something else challenge this nice piece of equipment.








LOL

Brilliant.

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Did you buy it yet :)

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Now THAT's a product the market needs. When is XXXPressToys going to start carrying it?

Haha, those reviews are funny, I liked this one too



"But the biggest selling point of this great vibrator has to be the power. This baby can shake the ping pong balls out of a Bangkok dancer from 40 feet away, and believe me, I have. Her name was Ling!

My aunt loves it, and so does my sister-in-law. Sometimes my grandfather drops by to borrow it over the weekend for a 'personal project.' Yeah, whatever Grandpa.

I would have given this five stars, but unfortunately giftwrapping is not available for this item. "

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Reviewer: Agnes Cumlauda (see more about me) from Elephantiasis, OH
I hope no one uses this while lying on a waterbed, because they'd be for quite the tsunami. This impressive device boasts not only a 4-head rotor and twin cams, but it also has enough power to rock the foundation off of Joan Collins.

My niece, my aunt, my mother and I all agree: gas-powered, not electric.


Reviewer: Matt Olsen (see more about me) from Plymouth, IN United States
My mom Says this is the best vibrator hands down she has ever used and she has run through alot of them! The 10" flexible shaft makes all the difference! Never go AA again sick with Gas!

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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...947932-4751220

GFY now has their review in

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classic, just classic.

LOL! THE FUNNIEST PART IS "10 of 13 people found the following review helpful"

How fucking dumb were the 10 people

ahahah, i wonder if they knew what they were in for! :)

if not they soon will be, lol.

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lol Todd

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GFY crew should have came up with a better review

Somehow, I find this more worrisome:

David Hasselhoff stands for freedom. David Hasselhoff stands for rockin out. But just as importantly, especially in these politically-charged times, David Hasselhoff also stands for doing the limbo dance. That's a platform that cannot be denied. Even the Germans stand behind this new world view. It's time to get out of your talking car, put on your leather jacket, and march in step to the beautiful voice of the former Mitch Buchanon, a voice that sort of sounds kind of like a terrified donkey backing up into a radiator. And listen to track six. Wow.

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David Hasselhoff is crap but many people associate him with singing when the Berlin Wall came down. I think that is the over stated reference.

Remember ..the Germans love David Hasselhoff

Who are these Germans that love him? I mean, I know quite a few Germans, and they all seem to hate him (yes, I actually asked).