best sticker on a car
 

what's the best sticker you saw on a car?
Few weeks ago I saw one that made my day: " DON'T STEAL ! THE STATE DOESN'T LIKE COMPETITION ! "

Real Man love Jesus

I have 3 stickers, havent put them on my car yet


"No Fat Chicks"
"No Muff to Tuff"
"Smart Ass Whiteboy"

I would like to make one with small print, that says "If you can read this, GET OFF MY ASS YOU GAY FUCK".

I had this on the back of my 80$ Ford Taunus:

"Don't laugh, your daughter might be on the back seat" :)

This is the ass of my 1st car, I liked the sticker..

http://www.lendahand.com/dee67/sticker.jpg

Got a couple...

"Look busy! Jesus is coming!"
"Mullets Rule!"

"My son beats up honor students"

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

:ak47:

"support your local police..beat you own self up"

My kid surfs better than your honor student (in Malibu)

I'm in love with a bass player... disguised as an angel (just weird)

Best sticker:

BP4L - Bow to the Power

those dumb ass little fish things always make me piss in my pants

:thumbsup

sitckers on cars is so early 80's, signs in the windows is so early 90's and things hanging from the rearview should be illegal.

I saw 1 today
''Got a problem with my speed''

god grows his own :rasta

two of my favorite I've seen are:

"Ted Kennedy will kill more people with his car than I will with my gun"

and

"Japanese airlines, you've seen us drive, now watch us fly!"

"Your little princess is my little whore"

bwahaha

"GLOCK: Safe Action Pistols"

:BangBang:

"Keep Working Harder! Million on Welfare depends on you!

In tiny print:

"If you are close enough to read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you."

it's not a sticker but I liked it when someone wrote in the dust of on my truck "I wish my wife was this dirty"

True words of wisdom :thumbsup

BAH!:1orglaugh

I´ma recycled ferrari
( found on an old beatle )

My other car is a Zamboni

(?)

that guy back at the top said "no muff too tuff" the muffler shop near my house has that as their slogan

Most unique one I ever saw was

"I'd Rather Be Spanking My Monkey" lol

I will add this one to my car's butt ASAP!

OK, get ready for the all-time funniest bumper sticker. My friend had this on the back of his Nova.

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.

SpaceAce

Here's a few others I have personally seen:

You touch-a my truck, I break-a you face.

This vehicle protected by a rabid pitbull with AIDS.

Gun control means using both hands.

Second funniest bumper sticker ever:
If I don't get laid soon someone is going to get hurt.

SpaceAce

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
:evil-laug

I have that on my websites at the very bottom in the copyright info..."Don't steal, the government hates competition." :thumbsup

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