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Nysus 05-26-2003 11:54 AM

How do you stop yourself checking your stats/email constantly?
 
:helpme

Cheers,
Matt

PR_Phil 05-26-2003 11:55 AM

for stats, change your password to something hard, and forget it

Nysus 05-26-2003 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NWPhil
for stats, change your password to something hard, and forget it
Good idea. :thumbsup

Cheers,
Matt

detoxed 05-26-2003 11:57 AM

forgetting the password is what its gonna take

Peter Romero 05-26-2003 11:58 AM

Jogging shoes.

PowerCum 05-26-2003 11:59 AM

Hammer your fingers... it helps you a bit... remember to hammer them enought to make them unusable at all :)

dennisthemenace 05-26-2003 11:59 AM

I'm not one to talk since I haven't left the house in 2 weeks - but sometimes a venture into "real life" helps with obsessing with mail and stats..

Cassie 05-26-2003 12:00 PM

just face it, most addictions cant be stopped :winkwink:

PR_Phil 05-26-2003 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PowerCum
Hammer your fingers... it helps you a bit... remember to hammer them enought to make them unusable at all :)
:1orglaugh you have to remember not to hammer your first hand so much that you can't hold the hammer to do the other hand!

RyanExpress 05-26-2003 12:01 PM

I have the same prob. It is always so nice to see how much you are making or who needs what. What you have to do is anything other than sitting infron of your computer...walk the dog, go for a rollerblade, golf...that one's tough 4 hours with out checking.


Well Nysus you have completed step one. Admitting you have a problem:)


Few cold beers help take the mind off it too. :2 cents:

Good luck man.

I think the idea of making your pass somthing you can forget is a simple way too:) nice one

gruffy 05-26-2003 12:01 PM

http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/punchballs.gif

asuna 05-26-2003 12:02 PM

stop sendning traffic, and get disgusted by the :0:0 ratio?

nocostporn 05-26-2003 12:02 PM

hired some guy to check them for me...he updates me via phone



call him every 3 min

lagwagon 05-26-2003 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gruffy
http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/punchballs.gif
:1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-26-2003 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gruffy
http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/punchballs.gif
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ZoiNk 05-26-2003 12:10 PM

Just get statsremote if you have that problem. It will check every 15 mins all your programs and you can get it to make cool sounds at sales, rebills, email sales, etc. I don't use it anymore, but it was cool when I did.
ZoiNk

RyanExpress 05-26-2003 12:12 PM

I have the same prob. It is always so nice to see how much you are making or who needs what. What you have to do is anything other than sitting infron of your computer...walk the dog, go for a rollerblade, golf...that one's tough 4 hours with out checking.


Well Nysus you have completed step one. Admitting you have a problem:)


Few cold beers help take the mind off it too. :2 cents:

Good luck man.

I think the idea of making your pass somthing you can forget is a simple way too:) nice one

natas 05-26-2003 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
hired some guy to check them for me...he updates me via phone

call him every 3 min

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pappa 05-26-2003 12:39 PM

I take a quick look at my stats and email in the morning, while having my first cup of coffee. Some days I check stats before I go to bed too, but not often. Earlier I would check stats every 20 minutes the whole day. Now I just try to relax and leave it be, once a day is more than enough.

Email is checked a few times a day though, during breaks etc.

Phoenix 05-26-2003 12:43 PM

i check my stats about ten times an hour..althoughi know they only update on the hour...lol

ah well...i check emails about once every half hour...but stats...i seem to be addicted to money or something

TDF 05-26-2003 12:44 PM

work

DarkBob 05-26-2003 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZoiNk
Just get statsremote if you have that problem. It will check every 15 mins all your programs and you can get it to make cool sounds at sales, rebills, email sales, etc. I don't use it anymore, but it was cool when I did.
ZoiNk

I was going to suggest the same thing :)

gornyhuy 05-26-2003 12:56 PM

Anybody know of any free stats checking scripts to install? I know its :2 cents: and all, but I hate spending monthly money on something like stats remote when there might be freeware out there I can just install.

?????

FlyingIguana 05-26-2003 12:58 PM

setup a program that can show you stats on your desktop in real time. like baseball boxscores that change from game to game every few seconds. have it go through all your different sponsor stats.

Nasty D 05-26-2003 02:04 PM

play golf:thumbsup

buddyjuf 05-26-2003 03:10 PM

I know how it feels, I check stat pages some 20-30 times a day :(

yes, Im a sad sad person

Indy the real one 05-26-2003 04:12 PM

Check my sig !

leedsfan 05-26-2003 04:16 PM

naked chicks, dancing in your office usually works I find.

gothweb 05-26-2003 04:16 PM

Thanks to methadone, I only check mine about twice a day.

slapass 05-26-2003 04:18 PM

Stats remote is a serious help. I still obsess but now it takes about 2-3 minutes to fully check them and 10 seconds to see if a recent sale was made. Do not set it for 15 minutes. Do the full hour or better 2 hours and get some work done!

Rockhound 05-26-2003 04:21 PM

I use MSN messenger so it tells me when I have mail and don't have to check it all the time but haven't found a trick for the stats yet :)

Icy 05-26-2003 04:39 PM

Turn off your computer, is the only way. You can't work also, but anyway you are not working if you're a real stats addict as some are.

Nysus 05-26-2003 04:59 PM

All good advice. I normally would take my dog on 2-3 hour to two hour walks each day though she's not allowed that much excercise and I really don't wander aimlessly too well.

Cheers,
Matt

Claude 05-26-2003 05:00 PM

Stats ???
What´s stats ???

:) :)

AdultNex 05-26-2003 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Icy
Turn off your computer, is the only way. You can't work also, but anyway you are not working if you're a real stats addict as some are.
If I shut my computer, I'd commit suicide.

buddyjuf 05-26-2003 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex


If I shut my computer, I'd commit suicide.

same!

current uptime: 2 weeks 5 days 7 hours and 52 minutes! :thumbsup

Ironhorse 05-26-2003 07:06 PM

You should have some sort of daily schedule, assign 'stat checking' time, or best just do it weekly and even better forget your stats, count the checks. That's the only number that really matters!

psyko514 05-26-2003 07:07 PM

Download the latest version of Netscape, open all your sponsors in seperate tabs and then choose reload all tabs... it makes it a lot easier.

AdultMovies.bz 05-26-2003 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Anybody know of any free stats checking scripts to install? I know its :2 cents: and all, but I hate spending monthly money on something like stats remote when there might be freeware out there I can just install.

?????

http://www.xav.com/
Click the Install link under "AXS Visitor Tracking System". You will be able to install the script to your server directly from their server, very handy!

s0laris2 05-26-2003 07:28 PM

heh that is a problem. I Solved it years ago.

I have a BlackBerry that all the signups that occur send emails to. and I just have the blackberry beep or vibrate when a new sale comes in. That way I am free from the computer!

Or you can email your phone, or what ever you have thats on you all the time that can accept emails.

wimpy 05-26-2003 07:59 PM

The only reason I go to the billing company website is to do customer service or delete a traded pw.

I "check my stats" by glancing at the email subfolder that contains my sales confirmations. I also have my home page set to my bandwidth utilization graph. Those two items are checked several times per day and they tell me if everything is cool. If not, time to work.

Brat 05-26-2003 08:11 PM

sex.

lots of it.

PostWhore 05-26-2003 10:42 PM

transfer all your accounts to me
I wukk be checking them and cashing your checks

Angelonfire 05-26-2003 11:01 PM

Yep... It's a addiction !

KCat 05-27-2003 02:37 AM

Checking stats, getting email (mostly spam anyways), ICQ messages etc. are all just distractions & you probably don't realize how quickly they add up.

I try working in blocks - 2 hours, 1 more gallery, 1 more AVS site & so on. Once I finish whatever the goal is, I reward myself by getting to read the boards for 15 minutes...checking stats...whatever.

Sounds stupid but any little incentives you can give yourself to work longer really help.

adamneve 05-27-2003 02:43 AM

shut down your computer and go on vacation:glugglug

Theo 05-27-2003 02:45 AM

i don't check them more than 1 or 2 times per day anymore thanks to statsremote

PersianKitty 05-27-2003 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by adamneve
shut down your computer and go on vacation:glugglug
hahah.. I'm afraid when I come home my computer wouldn't boot up (it never gets turned off).

With the new motor home my folks have now, I'm going to be forced to take a few days away from the site this summer. It's never been done in over 7 years..not one day without an update. Not sure how I'm going to pull it off yet. If it goes without being updated, I'll have tons of email from visitors asking what the problem is (been there before with a late update due to computer problems). No matter what I do, I'm going to come back to a bazillion emails to go through.

PersianKitty 05-27-2003 02:56 AM

Nysus...

Remove the screws from the cover of the computer. Set them aside, you'll need them later. Pick up the PC and chuck it out the nearest window. Put the screws in the draw where you keep all your spare screws, nails, etc.


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