How much do you pay in taxes?
 

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:eek2

Using forged checks.

Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 2002 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the
attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article,
you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and
NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six
hammers (value $1029).

This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the
overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the 'Presidential Election
Fund', as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the
above mentioned fund a '1.5 inch screw'. (See attached article -
HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

:thumbsup

I am a chapter S corp from which I pay myself a salary and pay myself in dividends to avoid the 15% self employment tax. This allows you to write off other stuff like health insurance and add a 401K plan to your company.

Nothing! :Graucho

0 %

*cough* Offshore *cough*

-50% IRS pays me because I'm referring people to them. It works like an aaffiliate program... but instead of buying porn the clients only pay.
:1orglaugh

It would be a pretty smart move by the IRS or RSV as we call it here in Sweden to give rewards for ratting on people, like 10 % of the cash or something.

50%

Currently 0%

But I have found a whole new country - I'm trying to be quite quietly there and pay what them want - so around 20%.

What's too bad, I m too poor to get myself in Monaco. Sure I will find the easier place for legal 0% but meanwhile 20%.

too much

i'm not sure, i have an accountant..i get money back usually..this might be a rough year...but i still have lots of time..i think i am behind on pyaing taxes so far for the year...but i can compensate

i think i am at 43% or something if you did a straight line deduction..but with all my expenses, deductions, tax evasion investments and such, it brings it down to a more normal tax rate

not sure where though

The IRS already does this!

way to much!:2 cents:

Hence it's always a really good idea to brag about how much money you make, or how you evaded taxes, or how you cheat the irs, especially when there are people who don't like you listening ;)

:thumbsup

Sunny Dollars: Tax? What the fuck is that - I stole this bread and I am going to keep all of it.

Except the30% I have to give my partners - They will receive 30% of that!

I bought several thousand missiles for use in the war on Iraq. :)

MUCH :waaaaahh