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notinmybackyard 06-24-2023 08:42 AM

How do I test site behavior in Apple products ?
 
We've got linux machines, windows machines (including 1 XP) and google. But absolutely no one in here with anything remotely close to Safari or any other Apple product /device. The different tricks to see behaviors aren't always accurate.

So without having to pay for something from Apple, is there a site or something that I can use?

dUbster 06-24-2023 08:51 AM

https://www.lambdatest.com/ios-simulator-online

pornmasta 06-24-2023 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 23148087)

So without having to pay for something from Apple,

It's not the real apple experience.

CurrentlySober 06-24-2023 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 23148087)
So without having to pay for something from Apple

Just steal an iphone - Its easy! Goto a coffee shop and you'll see loads of them just placed on the tables. Find one you like, then ask the owner of the phone a simple question about the coffee - Does he recommend it?

At the same time, place a newspaper briefly down on the table, ontop the phone, then remove the paper, taking the phone with you.

The question about the coffee works on a few levels. 1) you are asking for his personal advice. That makes him feel special, and puts him off guard.

2) Because its a personal question, he isn't going to look for his phone to tell you the answer (Like he might if you asked for directions)

3) As you are an 'older guy' anyway, holding a newspaper, and even placing it down, dont arouse suspicion.

For bonus points, see if you can see anyone sat there with an iPad? Same method, bigger score...

Simples... :2 cents:

notinmybackyard 06-24-2023 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23148104)
Just steal an iphone - Its easy! Goto a coffee shop and you'll see loads of them just placed on the tables. Find one you like, then ask the owner of the phone a simple question about the coffee - Does he recommend it?

At the same time, place a newspaper briefly down on the table, ontop the phone, then remove the paper, taking the phone with you.

The question about the coffee works on a few levels. 1) you are asking for his personal advice. That makes him feel special, and puts him off guard.

2) Because its a personal question, he isn't going to look for his phone to tell you the answer (Like he might if you asked for directions)

3) As you are an 'older guy' anyway, holding a newspaper, and even placing it down, dont arouse suspicion.

For bonus points, see if you can see anyone sat there with an iPad? Same method, bigger score...

Simples... :2 cents:

I think you're on to something !

I might also try smearing black shoe polish all over my face and hang out near a ghetto supermarket. That way I'll get a free Obama Iphone, health care and a scholarship for my great grandson. (If I can convince them that my granddaughter doesn't know who his father is)

I wonder if Planned Parenthood has an affiliate program? Because if I'm going to hang out in a ghetto I might as well sell monthly subscriptions too!

Klen 06-24-2023 11:39 AM

I usualy use this when i need to do multi browser/os testing:
https://browsershots.org

wankawonk 06-24-2023 11:52 AM

get a used machine on backmarket

i'm pretty sure you can afford it

zawali 06-24-2023 12:12 PM

install MAC OS on virtualbox

Emil 06-24-2023 01:38 PM

I assume you've tried the DevTools? F12...

fris 06-24-2023 01:43 PM

i use this

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/d...apkiccekfoccmk

NETbilling 06-24-2023 06:14 PM

You can buy a Mac and return it within 14 days... but it will blow Windows away so you may want to keep it.

Sharon1974 06-24-2023 07:45 PM

Try this https://www.solidseovps.com/macosx-vps.php

fris 06-25-2023 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NETbilling (Post 23148289)
You can buy a Mac and return it within 14 days... but it will blow Windows away so you may want to keep it.

i said i would never use a mac back in 2013, for shits and giggles i got one from bestbuy, never used windows again exceot if i want to game on it.

Colmike9 06-25-2023 07:47 AM

Do what I did and get a job at Apple, then accidentally have a $6000 Mac Pro delivered to your house instead of the customer's.. :upsidedow

(I had to send it back and I couldn't open it, though..) :(
I wasn't even in sales or worked at an Apple store.

Klen 06-25-2023 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling (Post 23148289)
You can buy a Mac and return it within 14 days... but it will blow Windows away so you may want to keep it.

But will it blow linux ???

notinmybackyard 06-25-2023 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Klen (Post 23148418)
But will it blow linux ???

I can't say that I'm a big fan of windows but Apple is pain in the neck. Linux destroys both Windows and Apple.

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Originally Posted by Colmike9 (Post 23148416)
Do what I did and get a job at Apple

I'm in my 80s, so, I would work for Apple and steal customer credit card info. They're buying Apple products so they've proven that they have more money than they do brains. My generation has got to be the most corrupt of the 20th century. We all seem to think like this.

King Mark 06-25-2023 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 23148129)
I think you're on to something !

I might also try smearing black shoe polish all over my face and hang out near a ghetto supermarket. That way I'll get a free Obama Iphone, health care and a scholarship for my great grandson. (If I can convince them that my granddaughter doesn't know who his father is)

I wonder if Planned Parenthood has an affiliate program? Because if I'm going to hang out in a ghetto I might as well sell monthly subscriptions too!

You don't need blackface. This ain't the 80's anymore, color no longer matters. You just need to learn the Kensington Zombie Walk and you'll fit right in to any modern American ghetto:


notinmybackyard 06-26-2023 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 23148456)
You don't need blackface. This ain't the 80's anymore, color no longer matters. You just need to learn the Kensington Zombie Walk and you'll fit right in to any modern American ghetto:

This is what New York looked like when I was born



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePH--widhXk

But for what it's worth. From my very long life experiences, skin color has never mattered as much as it does today. Which is saying a hell of a lot because my era had segregation.

The power of propaganda and drugs to destroy a society is unimaginable.

NETbilling 06-28-2023 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 23148413)
i said i would never use a mac back in 2013, for shits and giggles i got one from bestbuy, never used windows again exceot if i want to game on it.

For sure

2MuchMark 06-29-2023 05:28 AM

Run OS/X as a virtual machine.


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