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CDSmith 05-23-2003 08:00 PM

Entertainers who have gotten fat
 
I hear the DJ's on local radio here talking about Burton Cummings, former lead singer of the Guess Who, and many of them call him "Bloaton Cummings"....... ha ha...... sorry Bloaton.... uh, Burton. I know it's wrong to laugh at fat people, but damn. That shit is hilarious.


Winnipeg has renamed our old Odeon theatre as "The Burton Cummings Theatre for the performing arts"..... we have a sports community center named after him, and the guy has won more music awards over the past 40 years than you'd care to imagine. He has been described as "Canada's favorite son" in the past. But damn.... I still laugh when the DJ's call him Bloaton.


Same with Anne Wilson of Hart. Certain DJ's have called her "Steamboat Annie"...... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA


Again... sorry for laughing at fat people. I can't help it. Sorry. I'm sorry. I am.

Spunky 05-23-2003 08:04 PM

Burton Cummings is still alive? Man you must be old :)

AaronM 05-23-2003 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Again... sorry for laughing at fat people. I can't help it. Sorry. I'm sorry. I am.
Dude...Fuck that. I am fat but I still laugh at the fuckers who make me look like a midget....Hell, I even laugh at myself.

Who cares? If you are a fat fuck and you are that upset about other people's opinions and comments then jog are the block a few times a day or put a treadmill between your lazyboy and the fridge.

Bring a bucket of chicken as your carry on when you are on the same plane as me and I will beat your ass.

:2 cents:

TheFLY 05-23-2003 08:05 PM

The Guess Who is pretty nice... I remember being in highschool and cranking American Woman full volume... :1orglaugh

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-23-2003 08:06 PM

Not fat but Michael Jackson is certainly a wreck in appearance.

Saw a snap of em going to court today.

One word.

"Damn"

CDSmith 05-23-2003 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Burton Cummings is still alive? Man you must be old :)
He's in his 50's now, but fuck that guy can still crank tunes.


You should see the sweat fly off him when he does American Woman. Don't be in the first 5 rows.

CDSmith 05-23-2003 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Dude...Fuck that. I am fat but I still laugh at the fuckers who make me look like a midget....Hell, I even laugh at myself.

Who cares? If you are a fat fuck and you are that upset about other people's opinions and comments then jog are the block a few times a day or put a treadmill between your lazyboy and the fridge.

Bring a bucket of chicken as your carry on when you are on the same plane as me and I will beat your ass.

:2 cents:

Trust me... I was laughing like a drooling mental patient the whole time I was typing that apology.



I'm big muscular fucker with some fat on him. Let's get a few buckets of chicken, a 6 person hot tub, and 4 hot models........ anytime man. No need to beat my ass.

Spunky 05-23-2003 08:11 PM

I like chicken and apple pie. Pie is good :glugglug

AaronM 05-23-2003 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Trust me... I was laughing like a drooling mental patient the whole time I was typing that apology.



I'm big muscular fucker with some fat on him. Let's get a few buckets of chicken, a 6 person hot tub, and 4 hot models........ anytime man. No need to beat my ass.

You would be safer bringing a model on the plane than a bucket of KFC.

CDSmith 05-23-2003 08:15 PM

Remember the band "Loverboy"? Mike Reno was the singer, he blew up like a blimp during football season. :D

the local DJ's had a heyday with him, but I can' for the life of me remember what they were calling him. It was funny though.



I did laugh like hell over Heart's "Steamboat Annie".

CDSmith 05-23-2003 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
You would be safer bringing a model on the plane than a bucket of KFC.
Even if it was the new 40 piece "hog trougher" special? Dude, I'd cut you in for 20 pieces.

Babaganoosh 05-23-2003 09:05 PM

Anyone seen Jerry Lewis lately? He's a porker now.

AaronM 05-23-2003 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Anyone seen Jerry Lewis lately? He's a porker now.
Nope, but half of his kids post on this board. :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 05-23-2003 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Anyone seen Jerry Lewis lately? He's a porker now.
[IMG]http://srd.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=jerry+lewis/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.rp-online.de/news/bilder/bildershows/bilder2002-0909/bilder2002-0909/lewis.jpg[/IMG]

Spunky 05-23-2003 09:44 PM

Holy shit Jerry! lmao. Buddy is going to have a heart attack soon by the looks of it

Bobby Fissure 05-23-2003 09:52 PM

I nominate Marlon Brando and Kathleen Turner.

Jamdin 05-23-2003 10:01 PM

Anne Wilson of Heart has always had a problem with her weight much like Carnie Wilson, daughter of Beach Boys' Brian Wilson and ex-member of Wilson Phillips. It is usually heredity, Elvis always had a problem with his weight even before the pills (look at his mom's weight & you can understand why).

hybrid 05-23-2003 10:04 PM

I've been slightly confused by those Christina Agulera pics that have been posted.

If they're not lookalikes or photochopped, I just have one word: Daaaaayuuuumm!

PersianKitty 05-24-2003 01:10 AM

Ann Wilson had gastric banding surgery over a year ago and has lost over 60 lbs.

Jerry Lewis on the other hand is not 'fat', but is bloated by drug treatment for several health problems he's faced for many years including chronic back pain and pulmonary fibrosis. He's only recently come back into the public eye to speak out and let chronic pain sufferers know about the spinal cord stimulator that helps by sending an electrical pulse to the nerves in his spine to stop the 'pain signal' from reaching his brain.

I aplaud him for having the guts to come forth and speak out in a industry so thin-concious.

tree 05-24-2003 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier


[IMG]http://srd.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=jerry+lewis/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.rp-online.de/news/bilder/bildershows/bilder2002-0909/bilder2002-0909/lewis.jpg[/IMG]

he looks like hes about to pop :1orglaugh

CDSmith 05-24-2003 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Ann Wilson had gastric banding surgery over a year ago and has lost over 60 lbs.

Jerry Lewis on the other hand is not 'fat', but is bloated by drug treatment for several health problems he's faced for many years including chronic back pain and pulmonary fibrosis. He's only recently come back into the public eye to speak out and let chronic pain sufferers know about the spinal cord stimulator that helps by sending an electrical pulse to the nerves in his spine to stop the 'pain signal' from reaching his brain.

I aplaud him for having the guts to come forth and speak out in a industry so thin-concious.

Yeah, shame on everyone for laughing!



Rat bastards. :D

[Labret] 05-24-2003 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier


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ahahaah holy shit!

Jakke PNG 05-24-2003 03:16 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier


[IMG]http://srd.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=jerry+lewis/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.rp-online.de/news/bilder/bildershows/bilder2002-0909/bilder2002-0909/lewis.jpg[/IMG]

Wtf?

CDSmith 05-24-2003 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
ahahaah holy shit!
Fooled ya.... that's Dom Delouis. ha ha

Ian 05-24-2003 06:54 AM

Elton John :)

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-24-2003 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Dude...Fuck that. I am fat but I still laugh at the fuckers who make me look like a midget....Hell, I even laugh at myself.

Who cares? If you are a fat fuck and you are that upset about other people's opinions and comments then jog are the block a few times a day or put a treadmill between your lazyboy and the fridge.

Bring a bucket of chicken as your carry on when you are on the same plane as me and I will beat your ass.

:2 cents:

I'll scrap for a bucket of KFC :ak47:

SpaceAce 05-24-2003 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I hear the DJ's on local radio here talking about Burton Cummings, former lead singer of the Guess Who, and many of them call him "Bloaton Cummings"....... ha ha...... sorry Bloaton.... uh, Burton. I know it's wrong to laugh at fat people, but damn. That shit is hilarious.

They just did a concert last year and Burton looked fine. It was Randy Bachman who looked like he ate an entire village. The important thing is, they still <B>sound</B> good.

SpaceAce

TheFLY 05-24-2003 08:00 AM

The OSborne Show kids

CDSmith 05-24-2003 08:05 AM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce
They just did a concert last year and Burton looked fine. It was Randy Bachman who looked like he ate an entire village. The important thing is, they still <B>sound</B> good.
Oh yeah, another Winnipegger..... Randy Bachman, for sure he's a heffer on wheels. When he got BTO together for a brief tour several years back, local DJ's were heard calling them "men without necks"

:1orglaugh

SpaceAce 05-24-2003 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Oh yeah, another Winnipegger..... Randy Bachman, for sure he's a heffer on wheels. When he got BTO together for a brief tour several years back, local DJ's were heard calling them "men without necks"

:1orglaugh

I was pretty shocked when I saw him but it isn't like he was ever skinny. He was always a big man. He was so huge at that concert, though, that I'm worried whether he'll make it for another year. He really looked awful.

Still, like I said, they <B>sounded</B> like the Guess Who (and BTO when they did some BTO songs) and that's what's important to me. Burton is, I think, about 56 and Randy is 59 but they still rock. If you couldn't see how old they were, you'd swear they were still 30-year-old musicians in their prime. Burton still hits every note in "Undun".

SpaceAce

Turboface 05-24-2003 09:12 AM

http://www.eonline.com/On/AnnaNicole2/index.html:

cherrylula 05-24-2003 09:19 AM

Sally Struthers :1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-24-2003 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
Sally Struthers :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh dont forget Tyne Daily now

CDSmith 05-24-2003 10:58 AM

Is anybody in the media making up funny names for any of these celebs?

Like "Tonne Daily"?

escorpio 05-24-2003 11:24 AM

B.T.O. = Bachman Turner Overweight


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