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MrMonkeyFingers 05-23-2003 07:14 PM

anyone here ever able to figure out a rubik's cube?
 
I was never ever able to figure this piece of shit out... I remember in grade school they used to have competitions and I could never get that damn thing... I tried going to some sites with some tips and tricks on how to do it and it read like a manual on how to build a rocket... I even found a Virtual Rubik's Cube online and still can't do it.. anyone very do it besides taking it apart and putting it back together again right?

nemesis 05-23-2003 07:17 PM

break it in to pieces, and build it up again... That's how i did it.

Adult Site Traffic 05-23-2003 07:19 PM

Yea, or... the second generation had stickers.

Easier than taking it all apart, but you could only do it so many times before the sticky stuff gave out.

Hazchem 05-23-2003 07:20 PM

my brother was the king at these type of things give it 2 him and 2 hours later it was dun man i hated him for that i couldnt do it for shit

vegas2003 05-23-2003 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrMonkeyFingers
I was never ever able to figure this piece of shit out... I remember in grade school they used to have competitions and I could never get that damn thing... I tried going to some sites with some tips and tricks on how to do it and it read like a manual on how to build a rocket... I even found a Virtual Rubik's Cube online and still can't do it.. anyone very do it besides taking it apart and putting it back together again right?
the rubik's cube is alot like my penis-you know-the more you play with it the harder it gets!

dirtyone 05-23-2003 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nemesis
break it in to pieces, and build it up again... That's how i did it.

me too... heh

:)

TheFLY 05-23-2003 07:40 PM

When I was a kid I could figure it out... it's a lot of well-directed trial and error...

Another trick is to have it solved -- then turn-it/mix-it up in a certain order... then show somebody how fast you can solve it (repeat the pattern backwards) :p

I had the pyramid one -- that was a lot more fun I think because you could finish it to get various cool patterns...

Bobby Fissure 05-23-2003 08:14 PM

I used do it in 4-5 minutes back in the old days. It's not that difficult actually. You just have to learn about a dozen specific "moves" and it becomes a piece of cake.

MasterPhlomaster 05-23-2003 08:21 PM

It's not that difficult - you just need to know 'the moves' - it's like any brain-teaser. Do you want me to point you to a site with the algorithms?

421Fill 05-23-2003 08:34 PM

I got bored with it after a week.

Mr Pheer 05-23-2003 08:40 PM

I finished it once when i was a kid. then my fucking brother went and fucked it up, I was so mad i threw it away

MrMonkeyFingers 05-24-2003 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
I used do it in 4-5 minutes back in the old days. It's not that difficult actually. You just have to learn about a dozen specific "moves" and it becomes a piece of cake.
well what are the 12 moves??? ;)

MrMonkeyFingers 05-24-2003 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by MasterPhlomaster
It's not that difficult - you just need to know 'the moves' - it's like any brain-teaser. Do you want me to point you to a site with the algorithms?

sure!

Bobby Fissure 05-24-2003 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by MrMonkeyFingers


well what are the 12 moves??? ;)

This site explains the oh-so secret moves in fairly simple terms:
http://www.olympus.net/personal/prmhem/default.htm

Now I'm sure some of you will walk around with a fucking Rubik's cube trying to pick up chicks.

Donnie Gangsta 05-24-2003 01:59 AM

I knew a guy who could do it in less than 30 seconds consistently.

Baal 05-24-2003 02:10 AM

Heh, the memories :thumbsup

When in 4th grade, I figured the best way to impress the girls was to be a good skateboarder. So I bought a wooden board (state-of-the-art back in the late 70s) and skated my ass off. I got pretty good, but the problem was that there weren't any girls at the good skateboarding places, and if there were, they wouldn't have cared anyhow.

Then in 5th grade, Rubiks cube came out. Well, I saved up and bought one of the originals and learned it till I could solve the top 2 layers in under a minute (not hard to do). I was stumped on the bottom layer, so I bought a book and memorized the moves for that layer. I could solve the whole thing in under 2 minutes. I brought the cube to school, thinking that I would be a total "chick-magnet" with my 1337 skills. So at lunch, I whipped out my cube and to an amazed crowd, I solved it in about 2 minutes. Then some jerk-off borrowed the cube after I scrambled it, he popped off a side piece, disassembled and then correctly reassembled it. That was apparently more impressive to the 5th grade girls, so he got all the chicks! Heh, not really, but more folks were impressed with his trick than mine.

By 6th grade, I decided that learning to juggle lunch milk cartons was my ticket to the lady's hearts. I got pretty good at juggling, but still the girls weren't impressed. I think 7th grade was magic tricks, and 8th grade was... well, it was playing D&D, but I had given up on impressing the girls with my 1337 skills at that point.

It was probably around 10th grade that I realized the best "trick" to impress the ladies was to be myself and make them smile. It's a lot less work, too!

AdultNex 05-24-2003 04:57 AM

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Originally posted by Baal
Heh, the memories :thumbsup

When in 4th grade, I figured the best way to impress the girls was to be a good skateboarder. So I bought a wooden board (state-of-the-art back in the late 70s) and skated my ass off. I got pretty good, but the problem was that there weren't any girls at the good skateboarding places, and if there were, they wouldn't have cared anyhow.

Then in 5th grade, Rubiks cube came out. Well, I saved up and bought one of the originals and learned it till I could solve the top 2 layers in under a minute (not hard to do). I was stumped on the bottom layer, so I bought a book and memorized the moves for that layer. I could solve the whole thing in under 2 minutes. I brought the cube to school, thinking that I would be a total "chick-magnet" with my 1337 skills. So at lunch, I whipped out my cube and to an amazed crowd, I solved it in about 2 minutes. Then some jerk-off borrowed the cube after I scrambled it, he popped off a side piece, disassembled and then correctly reassembled it. That was apparently more impressive to the 5th grade girls, so he got all the chicks! Heh, not really, but more folks were impressed with his trick than mine.

By 6th grade, I decided that learning to juggle lunch milk cartons was my ticket to the lady's hearts. I got pretty good at juggling, but still the girls weren't impressed. I think 7th grade was magic tricks, and 8th grade was... well, it was playing D&D, but I had given up on impressing the girls with my 1337 skills at that point.

It was probably around 10th grade that I realized the best "trick" to impress the ladies was to be myself and make them smile. It's a lot less work, too!

Wow, you are so a 1337 pimp! :1orglaugh

TheFLY 05-24-2003 07:58 AM

This thread is so pathetic it makes me cry.

natas 05-24-2003 08:05 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LadyMischief 05-24-2003 08:24 AM

Yeah.. I can do em.. my ex husband was one of those fanatical supergenius types.. Mensa from grade two.. he and his father would have competitions and time each other, they could do them in under a minute. It was sick. I take at least 5 minutes to do em :(

DamnGoodRatio 05-24-2003 08:53 AM

I actually went to the store, bought a small gauge screwdriver and punched it through the sticker to unscrew and finish a second gen cube. I'm not proud, but I did it.

Trolleater 05-24-2003 09:01 AM

the list of morons on this board keeps growing...wtf kinda thread is this?

brutus 05-24-2003 11:19 AM

never - until used screwdriver. Fucking cube. Maybe I should try it now! I feel these days almost as a wiseguy... "I get the papers, get the papers..."

iroc409 05-24-2003 11:38 AM

one of my friends can do it consistently in about 30 seconds as well. he's also the skinniest, pastiest programmers around.

but the crazy part? he can play basketball better than anyone i know. it is truly amazing, and not something you'd expect from a skinny, pasty-white programmer. it's unreal.

69pornlinks 05-24-2003 12:48 PM

just take off the stickers and re-paste them:thumbsup

MasterPhlomaster 05-24-2003 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrMonkeyFingers



sure!

This pages has all the instructions - no need to go to another link. http://www.rubiks.com/cubesolution_new.html


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