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One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying
hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong dearest??" asked the
confused husband.

"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room
when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a
very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"

"Well," replied the man, "...I guess a spanking is out of the
question?"

from a black man...
"When I born, I black. When I grow up, I black. When I go in sun I black.
When I cold, I black. When I scared, I black. When I sick, I black.
And when I die, I still black.
You white folks...... When you born, you pink. When you grow up, you white.
When you go in sun, you red. When you cold, you blue. When you scared,
you yellow. When you sick, you green. When you bruised, you purple.
And when you die, you gray. So who you callin' colored?"