i lost my monkey
 

god damn little fucker snuck out thru the window when i was at friends doin lines and smokin some weed..... im gonna miss the lil bastard =-(

his balls were tasty...

He was jealous cause you wern't sharing your coke with him

but i was at my friends house, he didnt know .... i just made

LOST MONKEY ads and pasted them in the elevators of my building lol i found it kinda funny actually that i had to make an ad like this...

So you're being serious, that fuckin sucks man, how much does a monkey cost anyways!

like $60-70 here in thailand...

kman = michael jackson ?

no, my monkey isnt big enough to perform mutual felatio to and wont get big enough to do so either, which is why i picked one of his size ;-)

you are the only guy who can post thread like this:thumbsup

I'll send you paypal, how much for shipping?

I'm fairly sure it's illegal to keep a monkey in Cali.

should have fed him more bananas

Just keep it on the dl

LOL:1orglaugh

ya send me 2! Fedex overnight, I'll make one fetch me beer, and the other one can do my dishes

you should be relieved not to have that monkey on your back anymore :glugglug

Kman...........What up bro !?
I can honestly say I have never heard of anyone losing a monkey !!
That's some funny shit...........

hate to point out the obvious, but it's clear he's been a bad monkey.... if he comes back, you're gonna have to spank him.

Mojo where are you.

I need a helper monkey.

Now if only the Catholic preists would follow the same rules !

:)

man I'm sure u loved him

I apreciate monkeys those sweet nuggets