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nocostporn 05-22-2003 09:02 PM

whos muslim?
 
give me some info on Islam...Just picked up the Holy book of Qu'ran...Learned about all the other wacked out religions,might as well learn about this too

Just give me a brief summary of what I'm getting into here :glugglug

yall 05-22-2003 09:04 PM

its identical to the Bible, except they claim Jesus is a messanger and not the son of God. Oh, and I think it says you cant eat pork.

Rick Latona 05-22-2003 09:04 PM

I've read it twice. Do yourself a favor. Grab a highlighter. You'll want to show friends parts that shock you.

Rick Latona 05-22-2003 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by yall
its identical to the Bible, except they claim Jesus is a messanger and not the son of God. Oh, and I think it says you cant eat pork.
You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

TDF 05-22-2003 09:06 PM

pork is evil..the most foul and unclean animal ever created

nocostporn 05-22-2003 09:07 PM

thats white women not pork...Muhamed told me

yall 05-22-2003 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona


You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

Its a good thing you explained yoursefl, dumbass.

There are barely any differences in the two, although I think that both and every other one all suck ass, but its true. Learn to read fuckstick.

Theo 05-22-2003 09:09 PM

12clicks is muslim

dirtyone 05-22-2003 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
12clicks is muslim
Yeah but I think he likes the pork.

:glugglug

Rick Latona 05-22-2003 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by yall
Its a good thing you explained yoursefl, dumbass.

There are barely any differences in the two, although I think that both and every other one all suck ass, but its true. Learn to read fuckstick.

It is late and I am going to bed so I won't be around to defend myself against your ignorant comeback to this.

Bottom line is that the Koran is a collection of speaches Mohammed gave to his people that were direct quotes delivered to him by the angel Gabriel as spoken from God.

God's word, which makes up the Koran, was delivered over a period of years to direct the people as to what they needed to know, learn or do at any given time.

For instance, Muhammed was a military leader, the Jews controled Mecca and Medina, thus God told Muhammed that the Jews were evil doers and those who would die fighting evil doers would have eternal salvation.

The Bible shares many similarities. Well, the Torah does. After all, the first 5 books of the bible are primarily what God told Moses so the chosen people whould know what to learn, do or act like at any given time. But, the rest of the bible is a collection of writings that spread over a couple of thousands of years. And none of the bible is meant to be the "Word of God" as the Muslims beleive the Koran is.

The bible is referenced many times in the Koran as God attempts to explain how the Jews and Christians misinterpreted his word. The Koran explains time and time again how many of the things man wrote in the Bible are incorrect.

Enough with you. Burn in hell.

nocostporn 05-22-2003 09:26 PM

:1orglaugh thanks Rick,good pre-game for my reading...I'm sure I'll have questions later :glugglug

Theo 05-22-2003 09:26 PM

from both books:

How many brothas fell victim to tha streetz
Rest in peace young nigga, there's a Heaven for a 'G'
be a lie, If I told ya that I never thought of death
my niggas, we tha last ones left
but life goes on...

nemesis 05-22-2003 10:06 PM

I have never read quran but as far as I know quran says don't eat pork because it has high risk of disease (pigs live in a dirty environment, eat its own shit etc.) But now, pigs live in nice farms with high desease controls, so i don't think it is againist to the religion to eat pork anymore. I still don't eat though.

Again as far as I know, Quran says do not pray when you are under the influence of alcohol (muslim's supposed to pray 5 times a day). So, if you are not praying 5 times a day, than you don't really need to stay away from alcohol.

My father read all of the holy books, and told me not to read any of them because they are full of bullshit. He says torah (spelling?) is the worse one in terms of bullshitness :)

yall 05-22-2003 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rick Latona


It is late and I am going to bed so I won't be around to defend myself against your ignorant comeback to this.

Bottom line is that the Koran is a collection of speaches Mohammed gave to his people that were direct quotes delivered to him by the angel Gabriel as spoken from God.

God's word, which makes up the Koran, was delivered over a period of years to direct the people as to what they needed to know, learn or do at any given time.

For instance, Muhammed was a military leader, the Jews controled Mecca and Medina, thus God told Muhammed that the Jews were evil doers and those who would die fighting evil doers would have eternal salvation.

The Bible shares many similarities. Well, the Torah does. After all, the first 5 books of the bible are primarily what God told Moses so the chosen people whould know what to learn, do or act like at any given time. But, the rest of the bible is a collection of writings that spread over a couple of thousands of years. And none of the bible is meant to be the "Word of God" as the Muslims beleive the Koran is.

The bible is referenced many times in the Koran as God attempts to explain how the Jews and Christians misinterpreted his word. The Koran explains time and time again how many of the things man wrote in the Bible are incorrect.

Enough with you. Burn in hell.

Ok. I stopped reading after you said Jews were in control of Mecca, how can you be so stupid? Seriously, you are one of the most stupid people I have come across. You're not even worth the argument for your lack of knoledge, quire boy.

natas 05-22-2003 10:24 PM

I like the pork :1orglaugh

Lykos 05-23-2003 01:02 AM

Nah i don't belive in stuffs like that...

tical 05-23-2003 01:27 AM

So who did God REALLY talk to?

DjSap 05-23-2003 01:53 AM

Read it about a year ago, can't say it was much fun but you will enjoy being a smartass the next time you discuss Islam. Overall the koran is a fucked up book, but I have to say the Old testament is worse. You will find some similarities, my guess is that the person who wrote the koran probably had a bible by his side.

markell 05-23-2003 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
from both books:

How many brothas fell victim to tha streetz
Rest in peace young nigga, there's a Heaven for a 'G'
be a lie, If I told ya that I never thought of death
my niggas, we tha last ones left
but life goes on...

real talk

TDF 05-23-2003 01:57 AM

http://www.houseofnubian.com//ImgUpl...745_618281.jpg

Kapitan Ivanov 05-23-2003 01:58 AM

I wonder if heaven's got a ghetto. Or is that just called animal heaven.

bp4l-xp 05-23-2003 02:17 AM

Too bad you're talking about Islam with zero knowledge.
if you read jew or christian-translated Quran to learn it, of course you won't learn the truth. Because they both against to Islam.

I won't say christianism bullshit, nor jewish is bullshit. Both sent by God. its better to believe atleast one (Islam, Christian, Jewish) rather than believe nothing!

if you want read other religion books, first contact with a real people, who believes it (Muslim or Jewish or Christian). They will tell you truth and why.

Pigs are corpse-eaters. Thats why they have high disease risk. They also live in dirty. Now they producting in Factories, but they still carry high disease risk. Why? because they are still corpse-eaters. You can't change it!

Kapitan Ivanov 05-23-2003 02:18 AM

I worship Michael Jackson. It's the safest thing to do.


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