My Dreams Suck
 

I just woke up from a shitty dream. I was stuck in a traffic jam and two guys were on the corner passing out GFY shirts. I asked for one but they said I couldn't have it. :(

Why not? Could they tell my post count was too low?

I'm also hungover. I should go back to bed.

:helpme

poor baby, want mines? :)

you can wear it as a nightgown

STop smoking weed.

I'll take it. Mine is so fucking small and tight that it strangles me to death.