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Post your favorite quotes. I have a collection and I'm always looking for new ones.

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown

"On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow." -Nietzche

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SpaceAce

"FUCK COCK SHIT ASS BITCH!"

-Myself

Oops. That's not what you meant.

SpaceAce

Homo

"newbies, porn is a dying business"

-DiabeticRage

Aren't you in San Francisco?

SpaceAce

sex is like pizza even when its bad its still good

Who said that one? Hillary Clinton?

"Post your favorite quotes. I have a collection and I'm always looking for new ones."

- Gutterboy

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson

:1orglaugh

'No one will ever know whether children are monsters or monsters are children.' - Henry James.

"I love you, Kapitan Ivanov" - unknown

" Don't Bug Me, Just Hug me ! ":winkwink:

"I don't think of them as lesbian supervisors, I think of them as county supervisors who happen to be lesbians. A lesbian supervisor would have a very different job: 'Hey you, cut those nails before you hurt somebody.'" - Marga Gomez (on lesbians in local government)

"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will. "
-Homer Simpson

:1orglaugh

that was me kapitan :D

Chance Favors The Prepared Mind.

-Travis Dane
UnderSiege 2


Why...cuz Im tired as hell.

I think that MIGHT have been said by someone before Under Siege 2. MAYBE.

"I don't know why we model our lives after six black guys with no accountants."

Chris from GreedInc, speaking of the rap empire, cash money records... he said it to me, but I think it applies to about everyone on here. :thumbsup

I'll be back --> T2

"my life obey's Murphy's Law"

"Masturbation is like procrastination. At first its fun but then you realize you're just fucking yourself."

"If She Has A Pussy, She's Qualified"
Blackvaginafinder

"If it has tits or tires, eventually it's going to give you problems."

-Dad

"It took the power of three c64s to get to the moon, but it takes a 486 to run windows 95?"

-Unknown

"I saw an animal..."
: "Really, what did it look like?"
"Well, do you know what a raccoon looks like?"
: "Yeah"
"It looked nothing like a raccoon"

"honor is in the dollar babe"

"If you're rich I'll swallow,but if you're broke I'll spit" :Graucho

Careful planning is the basic of success
G. Custer

(damm.. my english sucks)

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Mahatma Gandhi