10,000-year-old carving of man holding his genitals
 

Probably the oldest and first porn picture ever made

https://currently.att.yahoo.com/news...182020919.html

Of the five figures, only one male is raised from the wall and facing the interior of the room. This figure is holding his penis in his right hand and is flanked by two leopards, researchers said.

Two leopards flank the figure, both open-mouthed with their exaggerated teeth visible, researchers said. One of the leopards has a visible penis.

:1orglaugh

To be honest - if I was in a room with two leopards with open mouths and teeth visible I'd be grabbing my most valuable asset - my family jewels - so cutting this guy some slack. No man would do anything different.

Them cats don't play around

They kicked his balls 🤭