Stand-Up Hour at GFY
 

Everyone wants to be a comedian. Well this is the Apollo motherfucker, get off the stage with your tired ass. :BangBang:

Why did the chicken cross the road?




































































So it could get to the other side. Get it? :1orglaugh

SWOIT mach frei !!!!!

Why did the monkey fall off the tree?

So it could get to the ground?

EBUT is that you?

i'll start off with some nice non offensive pizza material.


Q: what's the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A: at least a pizza can feed a family of four

Q: what's the difference betwwen a jew and a pizza?

A: a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.


and now for the OFFENSIVE stuff


what's the best part of raping a 10 year old girl?

-flipping her over and pretending she is a 10 year old boy


and what's the best part of raping a 10 year old boy?

-killing him afterwards


what's the difference between a dead baby and a tv dinner?

-there's not a tv dinner in my microwave.


what can't ray charles read?

-because he is black





Good night every one!!!! and rememebr the 7 o clock show is COMPLETELY different from the 9 o clock show..... i'll be here all week

Because he was dead.

Those were kinda sick.

How do you know your sister's on her period?

funny how EMPTY this thread is http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=135909

Are you racist ?

http://alien.ch/znetgeo/ipad.php

whats this supposed to mean? im from new orleans

"all your gheys are belong to us" I think

why did the pervert cross the road?



cuz he was stuck in the chicken!!!

lol that is pretty good

So guy walks into a bar...and says ouch!





Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week.

the problem is that YOU dont understand it

:1orglaugh ..

That was funny :thumbsup

try something new . that picture is beyond OLD

http://www.ropixhome.dk/fun/barf.jpg

what will bob the builder be called when he retires?


bob