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John3 05-21-2003 02:16 PM

Why are manhole covers round?
 
Please discuss.

Dildozer 05-21-2003 02:17 PM

so the manhole cover doesn't fall in the manhole

if it was squared or rectangle it could fall down there, imagine the shit people could do.

NetRodent 05-21-2003 02:18 PM

Um... Because manholes are round?

John3 05-21-2003 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
so the manhole cover doesn't fall in the manhole

if it was squared or rectangle it could fall down there, imagine the shit people could do.

wrong.
try again.

John3 05-21-2003 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetRodent
Um... Because manholes are round?
you're too smart to play this game :Graucho

The Truth Hurts 05-21-2003 02:20 PM

1. So they won't fall through the hole
2. So they will roll

John3 05-21-2003 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
1. So they won't fall through the hole
2. So they will roll

1. is incorrect.
2. is one good reason . . .

The Truth Hurts 05-21-2003 02:25 PM

Manholes, which interconnect underground sewerage pipes, and serve as a point of entry for cleaning the pipes, are located at every major sewer pipe junction, and are capped with round manhole covers. The reason for the circular construction of these covers is, quite simply, that covers of any other shape would fall through the manholes by virtue of their varying diameters. Circular manhole covers do not vary in width, or in diameter, as is the case with these other shapes, thus remaining in place despite the street traffic running roughshod over them.

Manufacturers craft the manhole covers together with the smaller sized lip, upon which they rest, at the same time to ensure a tightly sealed fit. Additionally, the manufacture of circular manhole covers is easier and more accurate than the manufacture of covers of any other shape. Lastly, round manhole covers, once removed, require less lifting and less manpower, as their shape allows them to be rolled.

The Truth Hurts 05-21-2003 02:26 PM

also, Round covers can cover holes no matter how they are oriented vis-à-vis the hole.

nofx 05-21-2003 02:28 PM

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...oogle+Searc h

http://web.ask.com/web?q=Why+are+man...%3F&o=0&qsrc=0

Why think, when you have the internet?
http://www.nikora.com/puzzles/WhyAre...oversRound.htm

Tala 05-21-2003 02:29 PM

So they don't fall in!

Manholes, which interconnect underground sewerage pipes, and serve as a point of entry for cleaning the pipes, are located at every major sewer pipe junction, and are capped with round manhole covers. The reason for the circular construction of these covers is, quite simply, that covers of any other shape would fall through the manholes by virtue of their varying diameters. Circular manhole covers do not vary in width, or in diameter, as is the case with these other shapes, thus remaining in place despite the street traffic running roughshod over them.

Manufacturers craft the manhole covers together with the smaller sized lip, upon which they rest, at the same time to ensure a tightly sealed fit. Additionally, the manufacture of circular manhole covers is easier and more accurate than the manufacture of covers of any other shape. Lastly, round manhole covers, once removed, require less lifting and less manpower, as their shape allows them to be rolled.

EDIT: See, you got your answer form the same place I did, yet you told Dildozer that he was incorrect. I vote that he should be given the opportunity to beat you to a bloody pulp for it.

So Dildozer was essentially correct.

Now for the more important question: Who really gives a fuck?

Discuss.
:glugglug

The Truth Hurts 05-21-2003 02:31 PM

Pay attention, I already copied and pasted that ; )

Tala 05-21-2003 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Pay attention, I already copied and pasted that ; )
Pay attention. I already went back and edited it.

AdultNex 05-21-2003 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala

Now for the more important question: Who really gives a fuck?

Discuss.
:glugglug

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...s+a+fuck%3F%22

Couldn't find it. :(

Probono 05-21-2003 02:32 PM

I would have bet so the rather round laborers who need to go through them fit!

John3 05-21-2003 02:32 PM

Quote:

The reason for the circular construction of these covers is, quite simply, that covers of any other shape would fall through the manholes by virtue of their varying diameters.
-----______------


---- = ground level


I got into this discussion about 2 weeks ago with an engineer. He was taught the same thing I quoted above about 20 years ago in school.

It's wrong.

Buff 05-21-2003 02:32 PM

So they can double as frisbees.

Tala 05-21-2003 02:33 PM

My bad, Truth. It seems that John was the idiot who told dildozer that he was incorrect, not you. My bad, I apologize.

John3 05-21-2003 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Probono
I would have bet so the rather round laborers who need to go through them fit!
that's a much better answer than the common one! :thumbsup

John3 05-21-2003 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
My bad, Truth. It seems that John was the idiot who told dildozer that he was incorrect, not you. My bad, I apologize.
hahahahaha

you might want to look into this a little bit . . . before you start calling people names :Graucho

John3 05-21-2003 02:39 PM

Let me re-phrase . . .

It is not correct to say that manhole covers are round because "it won't fall in the manhole".

carry on . . .

Helix 05-21-2003 02:43 PM

as long as the manhole cover diameter is greater than the man hole, it is impossible for the cover to fall thru the manhole.

stocktrader23 05-21-2003 02:46 PM

Because the manhole is round silly.

lagwagon 05-21-2003 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala


Now for the more important question: Who really gives a fuck?



:1orglaugh

Tipsy 05-21-2003 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff
So they can double as frisbees.
Closest yet. It's so the teenage mutant ninja turtles have a ready supply of spare weapons. I thought everyone knew that!

John3 05-21-2003 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Helix
as long as the manhole cover diameter is greater than the man hole, it is impossible for the cover to fall thru the manhole.
:thumbsup

Mr. Jim 05-21-2003 03:05 PM

Is this prison lingo talk????

KingK7 05-21-2003 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
Is this prison lingo talk????
:1orglaugh

John3 05-21-2003 03:49 PM

So why are pipes round? :Graucho

gothweb 05-21-2003 03:59 PM

There is a sublime simplicity to anything round. I assume that for a variety of reasons, pipes, manholes, etc. are round due to this simplicity.

More specifically, I like the following reasons...

1.) It can't fall in because the diameter is the same everywhere.

2.) It is easy to replace a manhole cover, because you don't have to rotate the heavy cover, it fits at any orientation.

3.) Moving heavy things is easier if they can be rolled.

More cynically, I suspect they are round because someone made them round once, and then it was easier to keep doing it the same way. That's how most standards arise.

John3 05-21-2003 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
More cynically, I suspect they are round because someone made them round once, and then it was easier to keep doing it the same way. That's how most standards arise.
Standardization.
You and I think alike.

Scootermuze 05-21-2003 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3
So why are pipes round? :Graucho
for strength.. Just as with an arched top, as opposed to a flat top..

Krimsin 05-21-2003 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John3
Please discuss.
They asked my friend that at Microsoft during his day-long interview... interesting.


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