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Every once in awhile I am confused as a provider and get some wierd emails. Here is today's sample:

Recent start up company looking for workers. With all the layoffs and economic struggles, there is an alternative...

Attention! All the young beautiful ladies who EVER thought about or have gotten into escorting, look no further.

You may already be in the business independently and asking yourselves, "Now, why the F would I want to work with or for these M.F.'s!" Don't fool yourselves, ladies. We are providing protection. Full "protection". That all falls on us, no need for you to get injured or involved in any extra ass shit. We take the consequences of our own actions, don't trip. We provide you a ride, and tell me that isn't a convenience...If you drive, we meet you where you want. We provide an eventual friendship. Don't think it is only
business, we take the time to get to know our girls and that in itself is beneficial. We don't treat you like "tricks" per say, No, we establish friendships with those who choose to accept the love. Not a requirement, just our thing.

Let's mutually benefit from the following...

YOU: 18-30 Black (African American / Ebony Princesses) White (Caucasian hotties never forgotten) Asian (my Asian and islander girls always welcome) Latinas (can't forget mi caliente chica bonitas!) or whatever, bring in an exotic mix! Let's do this! We don't discriminate, but are looking particularly for 5' 1" - 6' 0" (wide range) but proportionate! You can't be 5 foot but have the weight of the 6 footer now, c'mon. UNLESS, like it
says...you are proportionate. Fit your frame. No fat girls, only PHAT girls...unless, you know you got what it takes to "sell" it , bring it on. No reasonable "offer" refused. If it will make us $$$, "I don't see nuthin wrong..."

So, here's the deal. You hook up with our web guy, he shoots your pics, or send your own in and we'll judge it then. BUT, recent pics AND of yourself only. C'mon, you know we're gonna meet soon! OK, hook it up with the web guy, he post your pics on the site with your info. Please, include contact info with reply. This means REAL name, at least 1st name. Reachable number, no BS. Situation; i.e., what are you looking to do, state your limits and want$ for $ervice$ and we negotiate on a 1-on-1 basis with you. DO NOT tell the other girls what we do, that is your deal, individually. He takes your
info and does his thing on the site, you will get site info later, this will start immediately unless you tell us different.

WE escort our escorts to the outcall site and wait with you. You will not need to worry about your safety, we take care of that. In our experiences, the other party will be just as, if not more, nervous than you and will not try anything for fear of what is or isn't waiting with/for you. And if you are an experienced girl, you will know what we mean. We will also listen to any suggestions you may have, you have been there before and know how things should be handled on a case by case basis, so never hesitate to let us in on
info or your comfort level regarding the situation. Please, let us know if you do "special" shows, girl on girl, bachelor
parties...bachelorette... never know, right? And whatever else you do or do not do. Please, specify discretions, such as face blocking on the site, names, contact info (tel #'s) We know y'all got families and baby daddies that need not know what ya do, aiight...we got you.

Incalls, in calls are preferred and probably by you, too. This give us a chance to familiarize ourselves with our surroundings and the comfort level raises. Whether this be at your place or the hot tubs/motel room. It provides stability and safety for all. Other parties sometimes feel discomfort for not knowing what they are "walking in to", but rest assured...we bank on repeat customer and "word of mouth" referrals and don't need to cheat or beat anyone out of any money. NO violence makes for a good, long lasting business relationship. If the other party wants to take you out
on the town, it is your discretion to have us tail you or leave an itinerary of events to follow, if known.

There are more things to discuss and they will follow, let's start with pics and descriptions. Our web guy has hook up on sexy lingerie and Prada, D & G, Versus, Versace, Gucci and Fendi blouses, dresses and even jeans now and again. If nothing else, let us provide wardrobe if you don't want our services! (If you are interested in clothes, reply to this ad with your size info and contact info and CLOTHING in subject line) The $300 plus shirts usually sell for $75-$100 and dresses, a little more. Depending on name and style. But that's a different ball game, back to the main course of this
food for thought.

There are many ways to go about this. Making money thang. No doubt, we all want to do it. It's what will you do for it? Nothing illegal, no worries. But, you have to be willing to give us you, your time, your attention, your honesty, your devotion, your initiative, your world. In turn you get what you give and then some. We know what the average girl makes and the average agency makes off of these girls and it is a crime. Be honest with us and like I said, we take you on a individual basis. And provide for you what is really important...peace of mind. HOLLA!

Sincerely,
The staff @ Platinum Escorts.
A Premiere Escort Service for the entire Bay.


This shit is very funny.