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Fletch XXX 05-20-2003 01:05 AM

What Does Jesus Mean To You?
 
<img src=http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/history/virtual/portrait/jesus-sacredht.jpg border="1">

His sacred heart is upon us.

:)

Krimsin 05-20-2003 01:06 AM

Word

Dugmor 05-20-2003 01:12 AM

Jesus Dialers

Fletch XXX 05-20-2003 01:20 AM

nazarene porn rules.

Machete_ 05-20-2003 01:22 AM

Jesus is the son of satan - Grogan told me that

funkmaster 05-20-2003 01:23 AM

... he bought me drinks last night.

Fletch XXX 05-20-2003 01:23 AM

i love jesus.

Zebra 05-20-2003 01:29 AM

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

Amputate Your Head 05-20-2003 01:34 AM

I think that was my landscaper in California... Jesus Gonzales

Triple 6 05-20-2003 01:37 AM

jesus is a lie.

Wurihan 05-20-2003 01:37 AM

Western Buddah:Graucho

Jakke PNG 05-20-2003 01:38 AM

Jesus was a fucking good scam artist. Or a time traveller.

Digipimp 05-20-2003 01:42 AM

He's my friend and his mother makes the best homemade tortillas I have ever tasted and they invite me over often.

Probono 05-20-2003 04:49 AM

One more justification for killing people who don't share your beliefs. Like all religious figures he is a paragon of virtue manipulated into a creature of evil by the people who claim to be his advocates.

Beastiepoo 05-20-2003 05:31 AM

What does Jesus mean to me?

It means that fucking Jehovah's Witnesses ring my fucking doorbell at fucking 8 o'clock in the morning and I actually answer it because I think its the fucking mailman. But it isn't. Its these fucking Jehovah's Witnesses asking me if I ever think that we'll see world fucking peace!!!:mad:

Sorry, they woke me up and now I'm bitter.:feels-hot

Joe Sixpack 05-20-2003 05:37 AM

Jesus likes CP.

Scott McD 05-20-2003 05:51 AM

As fake as some big fake ass titties......

Roald 05-20-2003 06:02 AM

http://www.dziewulscy.home.pl/galeria/jezus1.jpg

SexySarah 05-20-2003 06:27 AM

jesus was a sand ******

NelsonN 05-20-2003 07:25 AM

:ak47: Poison for the mind.

Gutterboy 05-20-2003 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SexySarah
jesus was a sand ******
Yes, that made me think you're not charlie :winkwink:

Danny_C 05-20-2003 07:33 AM

Jesus was an excellent role model. It's too bad Christians don't try to be more like him.

KRL 05-20-2003 07:34 AM

$ Moola. I got some great Jesus domains.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jer 05-20-2003 07:34 AM

His Father is Brazilian.

Gutterboy 05-20-2003 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
$ Moola. I got some great Jesus domains.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'll sell you jesustgp.com for $5000 :winkwink:

theking 05-20-2003 08:11 AM

Jesus Marandas makes excellent tamales.

Nurgle 05-20-2003 08:13 AM

< 0

Nurgle

beemk 05-20-2003 10:10 AM

kind of reminds me of the easter bunny.

RedShoe 05-20-2003 10:13 AM

BoneProne fucked her.

ADL Colin 05-20-2003 10:16 AM

Jesus was Italian.

gothweb 05-20-2003 10:31 AM

I like the way some Buddhists and Jews refer to Jesus. Basically, a great and enlightened man but nothing more. We could learn a lot from the guy, if it didn't have to come filtered through so much Dogma.

h0st 05-20-2003 02:13 PM

http://www.saunalahti.fi/seanjohn/jesus.gif

Corleone 05-20-2003 02:23 PM

hmm bad thread. no respect for god , jesus and religion

Gabriel 05-20-2003 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny_C
Jesus was an excellent role model. It's too bad Christians don't try to be more like him.
I too think they should kill themselves. Religion was used to control the masses, kinda like T.V. today.


Amerikan Idol rules!!!!!!:evil-laug

FATPad 05-20-2003 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny_C
Jesus was an excellent role model. It's too bad Christians don't try to be more like him.
LOL

Angelonfire 05-20-2003 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
<img src=http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/history/virtual/portrait/jesus-sacredht.jpg border="1">

His sacred heart is upon us.

:)


Jesus, GOd???
I am sure of only one thing ,,, there is something srtonger outhere then all of us...WE are a particules passing on on this hearth...


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