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What Does Jesus Mean To You?
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His sacred heart is upon us. :) |
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nazarene porn rules.
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Jesus is the son of satan - Grogan told me that
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... he bought me drinks last night.
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i love jesus.
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And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar? To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt |
I think that was my landscaper in California... Jesus Gonzales
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jesus is a lie.
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Western Buddah:Graucho
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Jesus was a fucking good scam artist. Or a time traveller.
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He's my friend and his mother makes the best homemade tortillas I have ever tasted and they invite me over often.
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One more justification for killing people who don't share your beliefs. Like all religious figures he is a paragon of virtue manipulated into a creature of evil by the people who claim to be his advocates.
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What does Jesus mean to me?
It means that fucking Jehovah's Witnesses ring my fucking doorbell at fucking 8 o'clock in the morning and I actually answer it because I think its the fucking mailman. But it isn't. Its these fucking Jehovah's Witnesses asking me if I ever think that we'll see world fucking peace!!!:mad: Sorry, they woke me up and now I'm bitter.:feels-hot |
Jesus likes CP.
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As fake as some big fake ass titties......
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jesus was a sand ******
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:ak47: Poison for the mind.
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Jesus was an excellent role model. It's too bad Christians don't try to be more like him.
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$ Moola. I got some great Jesus domains.
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His Father is Brazilian.
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Jesus Marandas makes excellent tamales.
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kind of reminds me of the easter bunny.
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BoneProne fucked her.
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Jesus was Italian.
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I like the way some Buddhists and Jews refer to Jesus. Basically, a great and enlightened man but nothing more. We could learn a lot from the guy, if it didn't have to come filtered through so much Dogma.
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hmm bad thread. no respect for god , jesus and religion
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Amerikan Idol rules!!!!!!:evil-laug |
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Jesus, GOd??? I am sure of only one thing ,,, there is something srtonger outhere then all of us...WE are a particules passing on on this hearth... |
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