Anyone had a tube shoved up their ass before?
 

Who here had a colonoscopy done? That shits no joke...especially the night before when you gota drink that nasty gallon of shit to clean out your colon, the worst feeling is when they shove the tv screen in your ass and pump air inside...that shit gave the biggest cramps i've ever had in my life ....they found out I had chronic colitis, anyone else got that? I guess I gota eat more fiber and avoid spicy food....which i really love :\

Does a dick count as a tube?

it didn't turn out too well...:(

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wtf..damn they ripped your asshole apart loyally

If it felt like they ripped your ass apart, you didn't have enough drugs...

Had one Friday before last. I got Anemia and they are trying to find out why.

I had the drugs and it was unpleasant but bearable. But when the drugs wear off and the air they pumped in desides to come out. :feels-hot

For three days I had not eaten and then that bloody drink the day before. Spent two hours on the toilet.

Not going to be doing that in a hurry.

damn that sucks dude...the drugs they pumped into me didn't do anything at all, i was told i'd fall asleep, drugs had no effect whatsover, one of the most uncomfortable feelings ever

I have had the Golitely and colonscopy experience. Nothing I recommend unless you are primed for colon cancer.

he Go litely is worse that the colonoscopy. You are so drugged that it is unlikely you will remember the experience.

i dunno if id come to a public forum to shre with everyone that i had a tv screen shoved up my ass today, thats a pretty big object to take on. :)

mr lemiwinks!

lol

ebus_dk has a tube and several live animals in his ass

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They are trying to diagnose some gastro problems my 15 year old son has been having. He has acid reflux that is in the very early stages of eroding part of his lower esophagus. He has an esophagial hernia and 2 small ulcers. A recent endoscopy (camera down the throat) resulted with some biopsy results that shows some inflamed cells in his small intestine.

Doc called up here about a week ago wanting to schedule testing to see if he may have Crohn's disease (I don't think so) or some form of IBD.

First I explain to my son that he needs some bloodwork done. No big deal. Then I explain that he needs a GI series where he swallows some barium and they track it through his system. A bit hesitant but okay...

Then I tell him about the colonoscopy. Drink some clean out stuff the night before. 2 enemas the morning of... then they zonk him out for about 20 minutes and when he wakes up it's over.

His eye's get wide.. and he screams "Hell No! I'm not gay and they aren't gonna stick nothing up there. It's a one way road!"

No way no how this kid is gonna get anywhere near a hospital go get one done, let alone drink the stuff the night before or do 2 enemas.

Luckily the doc also recommended in the meantime that he eat a completely gluten free diet (no wheat based products, etc). He's been a week now with virtually no pain in his stomach. Hopefully the bulk of the problem has been an intolerance to gluten. He's still having the other two tests done. I'm just hoping the doc doesn't try to force the issue of the colonoscopy. I'll never get the kid in the car with me again.

PersianKitty
That would be a little heavy for a 15 year old.
Hope everything turn out ok for him.

Oz

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