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Non-porn 05-19-2003 04:08 PM

Hangover cures.
 
I need one desperately. I have never felt this shitty in my life.

Joesho 05-19-2003 04:09 PM

what did you get drunk on?

Non-porn 05-19-2003 04:10 PM

Takillya.

traffictrader 05-19-2003 04:11 PM

well, a hang over headache is because of dehydration,


so drink lots of fulids.

keyDet79 05-19-2003 04:12 PM

There are pills for that, but dude, a hangover is part of the drinking ;)

Just take it like a man! :thumbsup

Mathius 05-19-2003 04:13 PM

i have a sure fire cure.... drink more

FATPad 05-19-2003 04:13 PM

Advil and water or advil and gatorade.

Joesho 05-19-2003 04:14 PM

So what you want to do is eat something to make you puke, ( better use something soft no chips) ...

Smoke some good pot after the puking is done... drink some seven up.


next head for the kitchen get some good old tomato juice, tabasco, worschestchire, salt pepper, mix a little bang to it but not to spicey,.... smoke some more pot...sleep for a few hours....red bull... good as new, now go get em!!!!

Nasty D 05-19-2003 04:15 PM

In the bar biz we used to use Bitters and Soda to cure a fucked up stomach, the carbination from the soda water and something in Bitters does the trick!:thumbsup

kenny 05-19-2003 04:16 PM

The best way to prevent hangovers or mellow them out is to drink a few glasses of water before bed.
But there is always the hardcore methonds,

1, The hair of the dog that bit you. (More liquor)

2, A line of coke clears it right up too.

3, sleep it off

Non-porn 05-19-2003 04:16 PM

No bullshit I puked green..never ate any thing green.

Krimsin 05-19-2003 04:18 PM

OK I went to W.S.U. So I know this one... First off... lets make sure you dont have the spins, and the best thing for that is Dramamine, go ahead with the drowsy formula, you'll fall asleep faster. For the morning, make sure you have plenty of Pedialyte. (the infant drink) Yeah you'll feel a little funny buying it, but chances are, someone else there knows about this and will give you an affirming grin. Gatorade is a decent substitute, but nowhere near as good.
Set a bottle of either drink bedside along with two aspirin, and set the alarm early (like before noon) and take the meds with the entire bottle of said drink. You'll be fine by the time you want to get up. Then run to the bar and have a Bloody Mary.

Cheers!

Joesho 05-19-2003 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Non-porn
No bullshit I puked green..never ate any thing green.
oh fuck man that is the first sign of clamydia...

Kris 05-19-2003 04:19 PM

pedilite.. it works. get a flavored kind, or the jello

PostWhore 05-19-2003 04:26 PM

shoot yourself, always helps

booker 05-19-2003 04:34 PM

I go for Aleeve and Gatoraid.. grapefruit slices or a blended fruit smoothie with grapefruit usually helps a lot too.

Nina 05-19-2003 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krimsin
OK I went to W.S.U. So I know this one... First off... lets make sure you dont have the spins, and the best thing for that is Dramamine, go ahead with the drowsy formula, you'll fall asleep faster. For the morning, make sure you have plenty of Pedialyte. (the infant drink) Yeah you'll feel a little funny buying it, but chances are, someone else there knows about this and will give you an affirming grin. Gatorade is a decent substitute, but nowhere near as good.
Set a bottle of either drink bedside along with two aspirin, and set the alarm early (like before noon) and take the meds with the entire bottle of said drink. You'll be fine by the time you want to get up. Then run to the bar and have a Bloody Mary.

Cheers!


I'm taking notes on this one. :)
Thanks.

Probono 05-19-2003 04:36 PM

Very simple. 2 asprin and a bowl of Menudo

SCJason 05-19-2003 04:39 PM

Get tough dude.............Pound a beer, burn one and do a few jumping jacks !! Good as new.

lamrobertson 05-19-2003 04:41 PM

Sleep, gravel and tylenol. Gravel works great on your stomach.

Herb Kornfield 05-19-2003 05:23 PM

Lots of Jogging.

Kimmykim 05-19-2003 06:26 PM

can of tomato juice.

15 minutes.

small bottle of chocolate milk.

15 minutes.

Coke or Mtn Dew

That should cure it without so much as an aspirin...

Oh one, big thing -- don't take Tylenol for a hangover, the combination with the alcohol is horrible for the liver.

Morgan 05-19-2003 06:26 PM

Time cures all.

Joe Sixpack 05-19-2003 06:27 PM

There is only one real hangover cure: smoke a big fat joint.

Weed is the answer.

nofx 05-19-2003 06:30 PM

two spoon fulls of salt

LadyMischief 05-19-2003 06:32 PM

Gatoraide or something similar to help re-hydrate your body, and a banana to replace the potassium leeched from your body by the alcohol. They should definitely help. It's the lack of potassium that makes you feel awful after a bender. Potassium is a key mineral in brain function, assisting the neurons to pass on messages correctly.

woodman 05-19-2003 06:37 PM

a coffee enema and then about a 15 minute headstand while listening to the Bee Gees. It will make you forget about the hangover.

Raven 05-19-2003 07:23 PM

Three aspirin, followed by:

1. Small glass of tomato juice
2. A pinch of gunpowder

BVF 05-19-2003 07:54 PM

weed and a lot of ice cold Gatorade....

mean ellie 05-19-2003 09:00 PM

:glugglug :Hollering :Hollering i take 2 tylenol pm after i drink..before i go to sleep.
then i take alleve in the morning or excedrin migraine.. but like Krimsin said, set your alarm early, take it and go back to sleep!
then i eat a huge breakfast. :)

GTS Mark 05-19-2003 09:20 PM

Hehe I have to throw my :2 cents: in on this one.

1. After drinking have something to eat, like pizza, hamburgers anything heavy that will soak up some of the alcohol
2. Drink a shitload of water before you fall asleep and take 2 tylenol's
3. Stay up as late as possible, DO NOT fall asleep if you have the spins. Get up and go for a walk or watch tv (if you can)
4. Sleep as long as possible, hopefully you will sleep completely through the whole hangover process.
5. As soon as you wake up drink some more water and take some vitamins. Your body will be completely sufficient in Vitamin B.
6. Eat some more food.
7. If worse comes to worse and you are really still fucked, get a bottle of whatever you were drinking the night before and drink some of it.

There you go DH's secret personal hangover remedy cures! :thumbsup

DH

Brat 05-19-2003 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Hehe I have to throw my :2 cents: in on this one.

1. After drinking have something to eat, like pizza, hamburgers anything heavy that will soak up some of the alcohol
2. Drink a shitload of water before you fall asleep and take 2 tylenol's
3. Stay up as late as possible, DO NOT fall asleep if you have the spins. Get up and go for a walk or watch tv (if you can)
4. Sleep as long as possible, hopefully you will sleep completely through the whole hangover process.
5. As soon as you wake up drink some more water and take some vitamins. Your body will be completely sufficient in Vitamin B.
6. Eat some more food.
7. If worse comes to worse and you are really still fucked, get a bottle of whatever you were drinking the night before and drink some of it.

There you go DH's secret personal hangover remedy cures! :thumbsup

DH


that is EXACTLY it!


DrinkingHard....couldn't have a better name I guess :thumbsup

chaffer 05-19-2003 09:32 PM

the hair of the dog

Probono 05-19-2003 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lamrobertson
Sleep, gravel and tylenol. Gravel works great on your stomach.
NEVER NEVER mix Tylenol and Alcohol. It will destroy your liver. I am very very serious.

GTS Mark 05-19-2003 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Probono


NEVER NEVER mix Tylenol and Alcohol. It will destroy your liver. I am very very serious.

Trust me, my liver is already fucked! LOL!

DH

cherrylula 05-19-2003 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Probono


NEVER NEVER mix Tylenol and Alcohol. It will destroy your liver. I am very very serious.

I have a friend who's mother was an alcoholic for years, martinis at lunch time, and one day popped a couple tylenols and it killed her because her liver was so bad.

take aspirin not tylenol

Dj Furious 05-19-2003 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Hehe I have to throw my :2 cents: in on this one.

1. After drinking have something to eat, like pizza, hamburgers anything heavy that will soak up some of the alcohol
2. Drink a shitload of water before you fall asleep and take 2 tylenol's
3. Stay up as late as possible, DO NOT fall asleep if you have the spins. Get up and go for a walk or watch tv (if you can)
4. Sleep as long as possible, hopefully you will sleep completely through the whole hangover process.
5. As soon as you wake up drink some more water and take some vitamins. Your body will be completely sufficient in Vitamin B.
6. Eat some more food.
7. If worse comes to worse and you are really still fucked, get a bottle of whatever you were drinking the night before and drink some of it.

There you go DH's secret personal hangover remedy cures! :thumbsup

DH

Ah,you know the ins and outs! I couldn't have said it better myself..
DH you are a true boozer!!:glugglug

RRRED 05-19-2003 09:54 PM

LadyMischeif, now it makes sense why anytime I drink I crave bananas in the worst way the next day. That's the only time they really sound good.

I agree though on the weed and ice cold gatorade.. ice cold anything...

Dj Furious 05-19-2003 09:58 PM

Go get some good ol' greasy chinese food... it will help, trust me.

ps: and a big ass cold coke slurpee...

Probono 05-19-2003 09:59 PM

TYLENOL VERDICT PROMPTS WARNING LABELS



After a man's liver was destroyed by a toxic reaction when he took Tylenol and drank wine, the Food and Drug Administration announced that all pain relievers containing acetaminophen, including Tylenol, would bear warning labels. The labels now instruct people who drink alcohol to consult their doctors before taking the drugs.



Pharmacologists have known about the link between Tylenol, alcohol and liver damage since the late 1970s. The man, who required an emergency liver transplant, was awarded compensatory and punitive damages by a jury. The FDA indicated it had been planning to require warnings before the verdict was rendered.



Steve Bates and Charles W. Hall, "Tylenol Verdict Puts Spotlight on Drug Labels," Washington Post, October 22, 1994, at A1.

Kimmykim 05-19-2003 10:07 PM

FYI -- Tylenols not the only culprit with alcohol -- stuff with ephedra in it - like Hydroxycut is also not good to mix.

bogo 05-19-2003 10:13 PM

2 big bottles of Gatorade,and no cigs for the rest of day..

Probono 05-19-2003 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
FYI -- Tylenols not the only culprit with alcohol -- stuff with ephedra in it - like Hydroxycut is also not good to mix.
Woman do you ever sleep?

Non-porn 05-20-2003 03:07 PM

Thanks all ... slept and had lots of Pedialyte. I feel a lot better, but can't keep any thing solid down!

TheEnforcer 05-20-2003 03:23 PM

Fry up a bunch of potatoes and make them really greasy. Works wonders. :thumbsup

adamneve 05-20-2003 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Hehe I have to throw my :2 cents: in on this one.

1. After drinking have something to eat, like pizza, hamburgers anything heavy that will soak up some of the alcohol
2. Drink a shitload of water before you fall asleep and take 2 tylenol's
3. Stay up as late as possible, DO NOT fall asleep if you have the spins. Get up and go for a walk or watch tv (if you can)
4. Sleep as long as possible, hopefully you will sleep completely through the whole hangover process.
5. As soon as you wake up drink some more water and take some vitamins. Your body will be completely sufficient in Vitamin B.
6. Eat some more food.
7. If worse comes to worse and you are really still fucked, get a bottle of whatever you were drinking the night before and drink some of it.

There you go DH's secret personal hangover remedy cures! :thumbsup

DH

you da man:thumbsup

Interlude 05-20-2003 04:11 PM

Wash down two Bufferin asprin, one Centrum multi-vitamin and one stomach medication of your choice (I choose Prevacid) with a container of Pedialyte.

eraman 05-20-2003 04:12 PM

The key to getting rid of a hangover is catching it before it starts sugar water and asprin not advil that will fuck up your liver. What you got to do before you go to bed (if you are not the fucking fucked up) is drink two 12 oz glasses of sugar wated and take 3 asprins. when you wake up your brain will feel like mush and you will be alittle lost but you will not be in pain. But iof you do not do it then you best bet is lots of so Excedrin migrain and alot of gatorade and sleep!

LukieD 05-20-2003 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho


oh fuck man that is the first sign of clamydia...

Actually thats probably just the natural stomach acids.

Best cure is Alka Seltzer which you can get in most chemists over here and a lot of water. Then just rest.

Another way is to drink a lot of water then take strong sleeping pills and try and sleep it off.

beemk 05-20-2003 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Hehe I have to throw my :2 cents: in on this one.

1. After drinking have something to eat, like pizza, hamburgers anything heavy that will soak up some of the alcohol
2. Drink a shitload of water before you fall asleep and take 2 tylenol's
3. Stay up as late as possible, DO NOT fall asleep if you have the spins. Get up and go for a walk or watch tv (if you can)
4. Sleep as long as possible, hopefully you will sleep completely through the whole hangover process.
5. As soon as you wake up drink some more water and take some vitamins. Your body will be completely sufficient in Vitamin B.
6. Eat some more food.
7. If worse comes to worse and you are really still fucked, get a bottle of whatever you were drinking the night before and drink some of it.

There you go DH's secret personal hangover remedy cures! :thumbsup

DH

haha, the food doesnt do shit unless its before you drink. eating before you drink slows down the alcohol from getting into your system. the alcohol goes into your blood, can you tell me how eating pizza soaks up alcohol from your blood?

i drink a ton of gatorade. make sure the night before you have a lot of water next to your bed with plenty of ice (so it doesnt get warm). i always wake up during the night wanting water. i also take vitimins in the morning and eat sugary foods. when you get a hangover you're going through sugar withdraws because alcohol has so much sugar in it.


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