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Amputate Your Head 05-19-2003 11:24 AM

holy fuck! (rude awakening)
 
got up, showered, had a smoke, got some coffee, fired up the machines, sat down..... fucking chair collapsed! LOL

good thing I got a spare.... oh well, I didn't like that damn chair anymore anyway, but what a way to wake up. :)

Tanker 05-19-2003 11:24 AM

Damn Amp you eat too much for breakfast

asuna 05-19-2003 11:25 AM

:1orglaugh

Cindyff 05-19-2003 11:26 AM

I can recommend a good diet pill


Cindy xx LOL

:thumbsup

Krimsin 05-19-2003 11:26 AM

I've so been there.... about the exact same thing like a month ago. Hope your ass isn't too bruised lol.

hojo 05-19-2003 11:27 AM

Trimspa

Amputate Your Head 05-19-2003 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by Krimsin
I've so been there.... about the exact same thing like a month ago. Hope your ass isn't too bruised lol.
hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here! :1orglaugh

TheEnforcer 05-19-2003 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here! :1orglaugh

ROFLMAO!! :1orglaugh

It's a natural insticnt, but still funny as hell!! :thumbsup

SilverTab 05-19-2003 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here! :1orglaugh

You forgot about your webcam bro...I saw it all! :Graucho

X37375787 05-19-2003 11:33 AM

fat ass!

Ross 05-19-2003 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here! :1orglaugh

HAHAHA yeah thats what I would have done as well.......

I bet you're feeling ready to work tho right? It wakes you up no doubt!!! hehe

Nina 05-19-2003 11:33 AM

want me to kiss it better for you? :winkwink:

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-19-2003 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here! :1orglaugh

thats too funny.....i once was doing a lap dance for a very heavyset big guy..he had to be 400 plus..all of a sudden the chair collasped and back he went...the funny part was when my stupid ass actually tried to catch him before he fell...the whole table was laughing theiir asses off including the guy that fell... He didnt think it would be so easy to get me on top of him..:1orglaugh

PersianKitty 05-19-2003 11:35 AM

It's amazing the things we take for granted... desk chairs, keyboards, a favorite mouse. When I find a favorite I stick with it. Had to go get a new chair about 2 months ago. After checking out all the expensive ones, I ended up back with what I knew and like best.

Tala 05-19-2003 11:51 AM

Fuckin ouch, man!

Funny, yes, but still...been there, done that, hurts if you land wrong.

*offers a nice massage to make it better*

Spunky 05-19-2003 11:52 AM

You forgot to take your morning crap before you sat down :glugglug

galleryseek 05-19-2003 11:54 AM

it was always fun pulling the chair out from people at school... like my friend, was about to sit down in front of a computer at school and i pulled it out and i guess i didn't pull it out far enough, cause he ended up smashing the back of his head on it, i cried it was so funny. although i had to run quite awhile.

KRL 05-19-2003 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by Nina
want me to kiss it better for you? :winkwink:
You got a way with words girl! :Graucho

Herb Kornfield 05-19-2003 12:13 PM

Perfect chair is the one from my truck.

As much as I'd love to have it as my office chair, I think the redneck - ghetto factor of a truck's captains chair in the office really outweighs the coolness of the chair.

Jer 05-19-2003 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here! :1orglaugh

awesome :1orglaugh

Jer 05-19-2003 12:33 PM

I love the chairs I have at my office in Sao Paulo. I will move next month and I know I wont find this brand there. I hope to find a very very very similar one.

TheEnforcer 05-19-2003 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
i cried it was so funny. although i had to run quite awhile.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JFK 05-19-2003 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
got up, showered, had a smoke, got some coffee, fired up the machines, sat down..... fucking chair collapsed! LOL

good thing I got a spare.... oh well, I didn't like that damn chair anymore anyway, but what a way to wake up. :)

Is all the new work waying you down ??:1orglaugh

AngelAllgood 05-19-2003 05:43 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gothweb 05-19-2003 06:03 PM

That happened to me a while back. My funky wooden ortho chair (where you sit up on your knees). I'd find the old post, but I am lazy.

Raven 05-19-2003 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
got up, showered, had a smoke, got some coffee, fired up the machines, sat down..... fucking chair collapsed! LOL

good thing I got a spare.... oh well, I didn't like that damn chair anymore anyway, but what a way to wake up. :)

Gotta be that coffee, Amp. :)

OzKaNoz 05-19-2003 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
got up, showered, had a smoke, got some coffee, fired up the machines, sat down..... fucking chair collapsed! LOL

good thing I got a spare.... oh well, I didn't like that damn chair anymore anyway, but what a way to wake up. :)

:1orglaugh
Don't you just hate when that happens!

Oz

kmanrox 05-19-2003 08:59 PM

heaffer

Extreme John 05-19-2003 09:00 PM

Hahaha thats some funny shit, I could just imagine the look on your face on the way down.

AzteK 05-19-2003 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here! :1orglaugh


LOL it's so bad in public...

Brat 05-19-2003 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


hehe... I'm laughing now cuz my first instinct was to look around and see if anyone was watching... lol... I'm the only one here! :1orglaugh


did u blush and laugh to yourself while u were getting up? whenever i fall/trip/slip even though i KNOW no one is around... I automatically blush, curse a bit while laughing to myself..

BruceM 05-19-2003 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox
fat ass!
you stole my line!

thatdykeliz 05-19-2003 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
That happened to me a while back. My funky wooden ortho chair (where you sit up on your knees). I'd find the old post, but I am lazy.
Happened to me with one of those, too. The chair didn't break, though -- it dumped me backward on my ass when I lost my balance when standing up. And I wasn't lucky enough to do it when I was alone either...my frickin mother in law was sitting right behind me.:helpme

Nasty D 05-19-2003 11:43 PM

Were you practicing your surfing on your office chair Amp again?

drunkmonkey 05-20-2003 12:38 AM

I love you , man. Amp is the bombdiggity.

daisy diaz 05-20-2003 12:43 AM

but you got a new chair..enjoy it!


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