The Long and Wild Tales of a Successful Webmaster
 

It all began back in '99 baby like this...

We were sippin on some martinis -- cool and clear -- in the Boneprone Family White Limo -- the old one... Not the new COrvette... Yeah the graphics are fake on the pics -- but that's because we like to keep a low profile. We got class in public -- to say the least. Where do you think Boneprone gets all his infamy from? He's the head of the Chinese mafia in Portland. Every Chinese man in America knows of the chief... Chief of operations USA for the Chinese... Here the virtual emperor -- they have a system like that... Why would I leak out such valuable info -- well I'm not worried... Boneprone is always safe -- because the powers that be like him that way... Where do you think the term "gentleman" came from? That tradition is continued today -- gentlemen can tame even the most dangerous men with a gentle patience and forward thinking.

So let me see where was I? We were pimpin with 15 girls in the limo -- all iced out with bracelets that the driver got for us while we were partying the day before... Pimp Phil from Five-Elements that gave us the idea to it was the bombastic to have a limo full of chicks in bikinis -- bouncing everywhere like inflatable pussy only it was real pussy bouncing that night... Boing Boing!

So we roll up to the Venetian ready to kick some ass... Gold blazin' all over the place -- I'm just lookin around with my jaw dropped at the ceiling in that place -- all the gold... damn and then the hot bitches everywhere... Internext bitches, whores, models, vacationers, whatever who cares... Ass and pornstar shoes all over the place... Oliver Klozov was with us -- he had his pimp bunnies dancing around. It's hilarious. Oliver Klozov is the fucking man... You should see the hotties that he hangs with on a regular basis. It astounds me seriously... He has the hottest secretarieS I've ever seen... He's got a picture of an old Lamborghini on his wall when you come in! Haha -- he was a pimp Waaaaay back as a young guy...

Oliver likes his girls blonde -- that's his thing... The hottest chick with brown hair -- Oliver is like -- fuck that shit -- you are going to get your haid done blonde... And, "bitch you need to keep running every day you are getting fat!" He keeps those models in check -- it's hilarious... Eventually those girls burn out and he's got a fresh batch because of his pimpness... And you should see Oliver's suits... Some of the coolest suits I have ever seen... and his girls come all decked out in pimp-ness wherever they go... Damn and then you got Dank in the bath robe -- fresh out the jacuzza in the limo -- water dripping all over the Venetian tile... Just another day for Dank -- his balls dripping all over the floor of the pimp hotel... We've got a permanent account so when dank walks up all damp and steamy for some Casino lovin -- he throws down some plastic keys and we are struttin' like tribute statues...

Peeps start throwin down the props. The Boneprone Family is in the house. To the chest baby. Got love in the family.

From then on it's into the dungeon where shit gets real dark and evil :)

while the real biz makes some moves -- the newbs throw some boobs -- and thas where yaaall at.

:eek7

My mind is made up.

Thanks Pete.

You should get that eye problem fixed -- you're all nerves!

pete's too fuckin smart for his own good...and I honestly do mean it

What, that you want to be BP4L?

Word.... BP4L... next time you mutherfuckers are pimping with us.... we'll show you some shit....

and you konw I am BP4L I dunno what that internet entrashit is below my name.....LOL

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Yeah, the platform ones with the glass heel...

Classic.

Calm like a bomb -- I like that. Is that a southern thing?

I be walkin god like a dog
My narrative fearless
Word war returns to burn
Like Baldwin home from Paris, Uh
Like steel from a furnace
I was born landless
Yes its tha native son
Born of Zapatas guns
Stroll through the shanties
And tha cities remains
Same bodies buried hungry
But with different last names
The vultures robbin everything
Leave nothing but chains
Pick a point on the globe
Yes tha pictures tha same
Theres a bank, theres a church, a myth and a hearse
A mall and a loan, a child dead at birth
Theres a widow pig parrot
A rebel to tame
A whitehooded judge
A syringe and a vein

And the riot be the rhyme of the unheard

What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?
What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?
What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?
What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?

We're calm like a bomb (Ignite)
We're calm like a bomb (Ignite)

This aint subliminal
Feel the critical mass approach horizon
Tha pulse of the condemned
Sound off Americas demise
Tha anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Yes I spit fire
Hope lies in the smoldering rubble of empires
Yes back through tha shanties and tha cities remains
Same bodies buried hungry, uh-huh
With different last names, uh-huh
The vultures robbin everyone
Leave nothing but chains
Pick a point here at home
Yes the pictures tha same
Theres a field full of slaves
Some corn and some debt
Theres a ditch full of bodies
Tha check for the rent
Theres a tap, tha phone, tha silence of stone
The numb black screen
That be feelin like home

And the riot be the rhyme of the unheard

What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?
What ya say? What ya say? What ya say? What?

Calm like a bomb (Ignite)
Calm like a bomb (Ignite)

Theres a mass without roofs
A prison to fill
Theres a countrys soul that reads post no bills
Theres a strike and a line of cops outside of tha mill
Theres a right to obey
And a right to kill

And the riot be the rhyme of the unheard

good times

Damn that is some heavy shit...

Who wrote that?

rage against the machine

One of the best.

Plastic KMart signs remind me
Interrupted skylines find me
trustin in glutons
or economics pushing buttons
or ergonomic warriors pushing charity verily easily

Time is everything
and everything revolves around it (time)
Time is everything
and everything revolves around it (time)

In every man's life, there comes a time
when he's got to
make a choice -
take a chance
and force a change (I'm late)
The paperchase - can you relate?
You know you can't hesitate when you're in this game
Don't playa hate
Whether you like it or not
We're headed right for the top
The cream of the crop
Natural Born Hustlers aint ever gonna stop

In order to shine I got to
Blow your mind
and soon you realize we livin in the light
Cuz it don't matter if you black or white
Every last one of us compete against time

Time is everything
and everything revolves around it (time)
Time is everything
and everything revolves around it (time)


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