Paraplegic spam
 

"I'm trying to share this info with everyone I can! Perhaps you could retail this item?
Thought you might be interested. As a paraplegic, I have been looking for ways to enhance my sexual relations with my partners. Because I myself am unable to experience first hand the physicality of the preinjury days, I must rely on my female partners. A new device at SlightestTouch.com has provided the answer as no other has ever. It subltley excites the nerve pathways of females to the preorgasmic level within just a few minutes. And it can repeat the process interminably!!! The results? Unbeleivable orgasms of all kinds from single to multi to poly.... Please check the website and call Bob Hansens, the marketing coordinator. They've just been aired on a number of Talk shows with incredible interest. Please mention my name, Jim Ptak, and I may receive credit for any sales. Thanks so much!

Jim Ptak
[email protected]"

I don't know whether to :1orglaugh or :(

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