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lezinterracial 08-30-2021 06:47 AM

fleshlights are too big for me - Alternatives?
 
My wiener is small.
fleshlights are too big for me - Alternatives?

J. Falcon 08-30-2021 06:53 AM

Penis pills?

ruff 08-30-2021 07:57 AM

You need Gorilla Duct Tape to increase your girth. My wife loves the new me.

_Richard_ 08-30-2021 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lezinterracial (Post 22907010)
My wiener is small.
fleshlights are too big for me - Alternatives?

there are a bunch of male sex toys that seem feasible.. lots of gay models promote them

CurrentlySober 08-30-2021 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 22907050)
there are a bunch of male sex toys that seem feasible.. lots of gay models promote them

Yeah, an anal one wood be tighter?

(Add Nutella 4 extra visual arousal and lube :thumbsup )

JustBiz 08-30-2021 08:35 AM

Leave lights on ... weep uncontrollably to grossed out GF that it's her vagina that's too big not your shriveled pickle that's too small.

https://i.gifer.com/6F2Y.gif

Good luck,

_Richard_ 08-30-2021 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustBiz (Post 22907072)
Leave lights on ... weep uncontrollably to grossed out GF that it's her vagina that's too big not your shriveled pickle that's too small.

https://i.gifer.com/6F2Y.gif

Good luck,

https://c.tenor.com/oYW6qHm0QWoAAAAM...ssa-rachel.gif

EddyTheDog 08-30-2021 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22907061)
Yeah, an anal one wood be tighter...

Always!..

JustBiz 08-30-2021 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 22907081)

Of course. Never advise anything unless you road tested it first. :-p

lezinterracial 08-30-2021 10:27 AM

I may try getting some of those plastic handcuffs, like flight attendants carry. And tighten them around the sleeve before putting the sleeve into the fleshlight shell.

kuprum 08-30-2021 12:03 PM

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do not thank me

bugmenot4real 08-30-2021 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustBiz (Post 22907084)
Of course. Never advise anything unless you road tested it first. :-p

https://im2.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-2-3640809396a2.gif

sarettah 08-30-2021 03:36 PM

I read the title and what came to mind is that you are using it wrong. Holding it backwards I think.

It does not go into you. (<---figured I would spell it out)

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mrpornlive 08-30-2021 05:20 PM

MAX by LOVENSE is smaller.

Sent many customers to their store and they were quite happy.

There are some Max1st edition remaining in stock which are cheaper (last stock)

Enjoy :thumbsup

blackmonsters 08-31-2021 02:10 PM

https://img.joomcdn.net/f42563a80e1e..._original.jpeg


:2 cents:

cryptoporn 08-31-2021 05:32 PM

Stretch your dick with this thing. You can buy it on AliExpress.

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H90c6e708...0Q90.jpg_.webp

Eventually this will happen.

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mrpornlive 08-31-2021 05:43 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Stop it guys

OneHungLo 08-31-2021 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustBiz (Post 22907072)
Leave lights on ... weep uncontrollably to grossed out GF that it's her vagina that's too big not your shriveled pickle that's too small.

https://i.gifer.com/6F2Y.gif

Good luck,


_Richard_ 09-01-2021 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustBiz (Post 22907084)
Of course. Never advise anything unless you road tested it first. :-p

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Look Chang 09-01-2021 03:47 AM

Try a keyhole :stoned

Colmike9 09-01-2021 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22908083)
Try a keyhole :stoned

Too hard, causes chafing.

Rubber ducks are the secret: :thumbsup

https://robbrittonthetraveler.files..../12/duck-2.jpg

brassmonkey 09-03-2021 03:18 AM

start growing melons.you will hoe a whole field of hoes :winkwink: :pimp :1orglaugh

TaiGhost 09-03-2021 07:17 AM

I see a year's supply of TENGA in your future.

emmasexytime 09-08-2021 05:14 PM

This will help you :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 09-09-2021 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22908038)

i cunt a4d ANY vagina... :(


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