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a couple had just celebrated their 30th anniversary. as they are in bed that night, the wife feels the husbands hands moving on around on her body. she doesn't know what to do, it's been a long time. then her husbands hands get more insistent. she starts to let herself go, to enjoy the feelings when suddenly her husband stops... 'honey why did you stop?' his reply, 'I found the remote.'

This is so brutal lol