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Subject: The Law!
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>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the
>animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a
male animal is
>punishable by death.
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>(Like THAT makes sense.)
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>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is
>prohibited from looking directly at them during the
examination. He may
>only see their reflection in a mirror.
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>(Do they look different reversed?)
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>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also
>applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased
must be covered
>with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
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>(A brick??)
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>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.
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>(Much worse than "going blind!")
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>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside
>and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex
>for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for
>virgins to marry.
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>(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the
>world that even comes close to this?)
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>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous
>husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's lover,
>on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.
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>(Ah! Justice!)
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>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
but only in
>tropical fish stores.
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>(But of course!)
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>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the
>first time this happens, her mother must be in the
room to witness the
>act.
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>(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman
>and her daughter at the same time.
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>( I presume this was a big enough problem that they
had to pass this law?)
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>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with
>one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
vending machine
>only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on
>the premises."
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>(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as
Guam!)
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>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
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>(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
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>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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>(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
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>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own
>weight and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated.
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>(From drinking little bottles of..? -- did the govt.
pay for this
>research??)
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>Butterflies taste with their feet.
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>(Ah, geez)
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>An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
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>(I know some people like that.)
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>Starfish don't have brains.
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>(I know some people like that too)
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>And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe
through their butts.
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>(Do you think they have bad breath?)