Shit , I hate it when this happens
 

Just brewed apot of special guido reserve coffee , i go to get some milk and there is two drops left in it. Hate it when this happens

Man just send the maid out to get more milk!!!

got milk?

if i would live closer I would walk my cow over

Come here, I'll cream in your coffee, no charge!

Real men drink their coffee black with no sugar. The only approved additive you can put in your coffee is rum. What kind of a pussy are you?

LOL. i guess i'm a lil bitch cuz i like my shit w/those flavored creams. YUMMY. :321GFY

I know the feeling, I hate it SO much when I pour a big bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal then I fetch the milk and there is only a couple drops left. :mad:

Green tea makes your dick bigger, Juicy..

Make the switch you wil see...

Make your own milk....

I finished off my bottle of rum late last night, I got a lil misty for a moment, the I bought another!

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO STOP USING THE WORD : "Green tea" OR MY LEGAL PARTNER WILL CHEW YOUR ASS OFF

That would explain all the Japanese with their gigantic cocks right...

I can not wait to meet you, ebut ! I am sure you are a riot in person.

nope - im a fucking SAINT

p.s
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO STOP USING THE WORD : "riot" OR MY LEGAL PARTNER WILL CHEW YOUR ASS OFF

got goat? :winkwink:

No , that would be the dick exercises that they do.

If you want a big one just go out and buy a five pound weight, tie it to the head of you scwanz, and let it hang their for an hour or so... di this for about a week then post us the results I am sure you will be amazed!

Less milk = more sugar