What should I do!?
 

Todays the wifes birthday....I don't know what I should do for her....flowers? Dinner? A Quickie?

What kinda gift will get me laid? Yeah yeah, I hit it alot....I mean 'dirty' laid, the good lay!

:helpme

only 2 kind of presents work - shoes or money:thumbsup
Also don't forget to tell her - you look great (doesn't metter if she is 59 - sorry just a joke):thumbsup

Get her a subscription to Farthammer.
Then give her a real live farthammer.

Tell her you are working late and go the strip club !!!!!!
:thumbsup

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I'm there. You paying? :1orglaugh

No you are............you will have extra money since you did not have to buy your wife anything !!

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:1orglaugh

Something tells me that's not gonna work

This has never failed to me:

one box of bombons (A good ones)
a bunch of flowers (yellow or dark red roses are ok)
a small present (a gold bracelet or something like)
and a romantic dinner (in your own house or in a nice restaurant).
After that don't forget to make some love (or fuck her a bit, as you decide) and you are done

dude... you gotta do some shit like this to get some pussy from your WIFE? damn, i KNOW i'm never gettin married now. fuck all that....

you are a true Gentleman - what about just giving your wife a present to make HERE happy - try to give without thinking about yourself

How about a a Ducks Jersey??

Lube your thumb and ram it up her backside, she'll turn the
kink on.. No flowers needed.

Did he marry an 8 year old kid???

:Graucho

Just tel her that she is beautiful and that you love her like the first day you met and that you want to make sweet love to her (the word fuck is absolutely not recommended). GOOD LUCK!:thumbsup

:1orglaugh the joys of marriage

Keep the Pimp hand strong.. let her know how lucky she is to have you!!!

then go to the strip club with Jason:winkwink:

Did I hear strippers in So Cal and SilverCash is paying?? I'm soo there, as far as the wife goes, get her some shoe's, and tell her she can have money to go shopping!

Lets do it for real :thumbsup ....just not today, the wife really wouldn't take that too well hehe

Nice sig GrimShawn, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaa! Hey speaking of yeeeeeeeehaaaaaa the wife's going to a Tim McGraw concert tomorrow night :) You a fan of Tim & Faith?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by PaulSweet


Did he marry an 8 year old kid???

:Graucho [/QUOT

it was a joke dummy

Alright man Rock on I'm there just name the day and time! I'll never turn down tits!

Glad ya like the sig hahah

And no I am not a fan at all!

Take her to her favorite store and buy her whatever she wants. After that take her to dinner and than take her home and fuck the shit out of her. :thumbsup

-AC Tracey

Rent a movie. Say "Honey I rented a movie" then give it to her.

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by jimholio

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Originally posted by PaulSweet Did he marry an 8 year old kid??? :Graucho [/QUOT it was a joke dummy

easy tiger !

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