Pfizer vaccine - 1st shot
 

signs posted "NO PICTURES or VIDEO", but I was hoping I'd get caught and one of the cute female Army privates would come over and take me in for an interrogation

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Just had mine today - something and nothing really...

You're naughty!

Waste of time.

Have you developed your superpowers yet? Mine are starting...

i cunt fly yet but i seem to be able 2 hover a few inches off of the ground atm...

A shot in the dark, literally.

You guys getting them now because of co-morbidities ? I want a shot!

I hope I get x-ray vision... or ESP

In the USA anyone does the vaccine for now? Here in Greece 1st got the vaccine doctors, police, army, etc and after people over 85, after 80-85 now 75-80 and 60-65 get Astra vaccine.

I guess they follow the same logic, only they started the whole vaccination thing a little earlier (in December I think). Good for them..

Thats awesome, im still waiting in line to get mine....now the seniors are getting them here.

Scientists say that Pfizer vaccine is almost ineffective for people with obesity :2 cents:

Go do Sputnik V.

That one has it's own problems - you can't drink alcohol for 10 weeks :1orglaugh

I began to hear colours earlier... :2 cents:

My wife got hers today.

Just a pity she still isn't allowed to open her salon for 2 months yet. Bah !!

I am inhaling bleach every day, as President Trump suggested, so I'm good.

It dpends on your area. In most areas health care workers (doctors, nurses), first responders, and teachers go first. Then people over 65.

I thought it needs to be injected anally :(

1) they don't say it's ineffective, they say it's less effective (source)

2) as far as I know Sputnik V (which skipped Phase III of clinical trials) is not registered in UK, they only vaccinate with pfizer/moderna/astra-zeneca

3) I guess all vaccines will be less effective on obese people.. "In a separate study of Brazilian healthcare workers, Altmann and his colleagues showed that reinfection with Sars-CoV-2 was also more common among people with a high BMI, and that they tended to have lower antibody responses to the original infection."

Free Pro tip:
Don’t be fat and lazy stay at home pornographer!

Oooooh yeeeeesssssssss I aaaaaaaaaaam :banana

I'm not sure if it would work
be careful with it

That is LSD :2 cents:

I CAN :mad::mad::mad:

that's him pooping

well I see as of 3/3 it's now available to 50 and up here in Indiana. I didn't think it would be available to my age group this soon. I said I would get it but I was hoping that it would be late spring. So I guess I'll make an appointment in the next few days.

Welcome to the first wave of the zombie apocalypse - amazing what misinformation does to heighten the natural process of getting a vaccine to protect yourself.

I want a Pfizer one.