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Loch 05-15-2003 07:30 AM

Markham she almost got the better of your ass huh?
 
I can only imagine what the hell you were thinking when Richard took this pick LOL :1orglaugh
*WTF am i gonna do now*

BTW, was this before or after she tried to get in your pants?
Cause at one point i really thought your ass would give in to her begging :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

*whaaat daa fuuck is she up to now* :uhoh
http://promotion.cool-content.com/gfy/paul.jpg

Loch 05-15-2003 07:32 AM

the master of stupid looks :arcadefre

Corleone 05-15-2003 07:32 AM

:1orglaugh

TheVTheP 05-15-2003 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loch
I can only imagine what the hell you were thinking when Richard took this pick LOL :1orglaugh
*WTF am i gonna do now*

BTW, was this before or after she tried to get in your pants?
Cause at one point i really thought your ass would give in to her begging :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

*whaaat daa fuuck is she up to now* :uhoh
http://promotion.cool-content.com/gfy/paul.jpg

hey grandpa

BVF 05-15-2003 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loch
http://promotion.cool-content.com/gfy/paul.jpg
even though I'm young and tight, there's nothing I like more than a scrawny old man.....and I mean it even if you don't pay me......REALLY!!

Loch 05-15-2003 07:49 AM

BWHAHAHA :1orglaugh
Just found the best of them LOOL

Ok guys lets have a small contest here :Graucho
What is happening in this picture?

http://promotion.cool-content.com/gfy/donna.jpg
+
http://promotion.cool-content.com/gfy/face.jpg

Ill be more then happy to donate a set to the one that guesses it :glugglug
Easton: This do NOT apply for you as you were there buddy.

Paul Markham 05-15-2003 07:50 AM

I think I remember this point in the conversation.

She was telling me she was a virgin and would I like to pluck her cherry for $50.

Do me a favour?

Reduce the size of the pics and airbrush me some hair.

Paul Markham 05-15-2003 07:52 AM

Too late I'll do it myself

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/paul

I'm sure I will live to regret this.

FTVGirls 05-15-2003 07:53 AM

Charly I assume you have lots of $$ by now though, I work as a dentist and you know what I would be saying to you....

BVF 05-15-2003 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly

Do me a favour?

Reduce the size of the pics and airbrush me some hair.

A man who can make jokes on himself......those kind of men are rare these days.....Most have too big of an ego for shit like that...

Paul Markham 05-15-2003 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheVTheP

hey grandpa

Too right. Got an 18 month old granddaughter, a 15 month old daughter, a 25 year old wife and a 26 year old daughter. And I earn a lot of money shooting hotties naked.

So poke all the fun you like. :thumbsup

Loch 05-15-2003 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
I think I remember this point in the conversation.

She was telling me she was a virgin and would I like to pluck her cherry for $50.

Do me a favour?

Reduce the size of the pics and airbrush me some hair.

DONE!!
Seeing as you just made me work for 1 min, i feel its only fair to post your nose picking pic :zzwhip

Loch 05-15-2003 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF


A man who can make jokes on himself......those kind of men are rare these days.....Most have too big of an ego for shit like that...

Well Paul is quite shy and one of those silent types.... you know :1orglaugh

Paul Markham 05-15-2003 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FTVGirls
Charly I assume you have lots of $$ by now though, I work as a dentist and you know what I would be saying to you....
Yes

Are they your teeth or are you wearing them in for a new owner?

Paul Markham 05-15-2003 08:06 AM

Here's me hard at it again. :1orglaugh :Graucho

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/2girl3

The girl in the middle was actually biting me through my trousers.

I'm going home now, so will log on from there.

$100 worth of free content for the guy that comes up with the funniest line to go with Loch's first picture.

Loch 05-15-2003 08:19 AM

AHAA, so now we are getting some where.....
Charly: $100,- prize for the best line for the first picture
Loch: 2 content sets for telling us what really is happening in the full picture (where from i posted the 2 faces)

Why 05-15-2003 08:32 AM

http://www.ray-gun.com/charly.jpg

Paul Markham 05-15-2003 09:06 AM

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/paul2

sneaker 05-15-2003 09:39 AM

http://www.rackyourbox.com/gfy/paul1.jpg

:1orglaugh

Did I win?

mrthumbs 05-15-2003 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sneaker
http://www.rackyourbox.com/gfy/paul1.jpg

:1orglaugh

Did I win?

:1orglaugh if it was up to me, yes :thumbsup

eroswebmaster 05-15-2003 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF


A man who can make jokes on himself......those kind of men are rare these days.....Most have too big of an ego for shit like that...

I met Paul at Internext, the guys got a great sense of humor.

AaronM 05-15-2003 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


I met Paul at Internext, the guys got a great sense of humor.

Indeed. :thumbsup

He was even funny enough to hint to my date that the two of them should hook up. Right Paul?

Loch 05-15-2003 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/paul2
Sorry guys, this is how it really went down!!

:1orglaugh
http://promotion.cool-content.com/gfy/paul3.jpg

sneaker 05-15-2003 10:00 AM

http://www.rackyourbox.com/gfy/paul2.jpg

:1orglaugh

Just an update to my last picture =)

Paul Markham 05-15-2003 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs


:1orglaugh if it was up to me, yes :thumbsup

Well it's not and he didn't. :1orglaugh

I'm at home in my study and my 15 month old daughter is pointin at the screen shouting Dadda. :)

Paul Markham 05-15-2003 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sneaker
http://www.rackyourbox.com/gfy/paul2.jpg

:1orglaugh

Just an update to my last picture =)

This gut is in the lead so far.

rooster 05-15-2003 10:40 AM

him "tranny ?"

her "try it and find out"

Paul Markham 05-15-2003 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Indeed. :thumbsup

He was even funny enough to hint to my date that the two of them should hook up. Right Paul?

Hooking up was not what I was hinting.

I just asked to my room for some sex. :Graucho

Paul Markham 05-15-2003 01:35 PM

So I'm off to bed in a minute.

If no one comes up with anything funnier by the time I wake up tomorrow. Then Sneaker will be the winner.

Does no one have a clue what me and the girls were doing to put that look on our faces? Have a guess.

Paul Markham 05-15-2003 09:34 PM

No one had any thing better to say than Sneaker, so I guess he wins $100 worth of content.

And no one has any idea what me and Donna were doing?

MuleScrote 05-15-2003 09:45 PM

"I don't understand...who is this Boneprone you speak of? And what the fuck does his cock have to do with this?"

Paul Markham 05-16-2003 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by uproared
Okay, I'll chuck a picture in for you ;)

http://www.nnteengirls.com/charly.gif

Cheers
Uproared

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tical 05-16-2003 02:59 AM

http://www.pimpshit.biz/p2.jpg

:Graucho

Paul Markham 05-16-2003 03:33 AM

Not bad Tical.

Loch 05-16-2003 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loch
BWHAHAHA
Just found the best of them LOOL

Ok guys lets have a small contest here :Graucho
What is happening in this picture?

http://promotion.cool-content.com/gfy/donna.jpg
+
http://promotion.cool-content.com/gfy/face.jpg

Ill be more then happy to donate a set to the one that guesses it :glugglug
Easton: This do NOT apply for you as you were there buddy.

Itīs this picture you gotta put together people, common :1orglaugh

I think it was a comment from Richard or Shaun that released this.

Paul Markham 05-16-2003 05:45 AM

Sorry it has already been won for my part, you got to do Loch's part to get some of his.

Timi 05-16-2003 04:21 PM

Loch post the full picture since the kids in here have no imagination :)

Loch 05-16-2003 04:31 PM

hehe ok Timi :thumbsup
Just about forgot about this thread :1orglaugh

YES its big, but dont have time to resize it right now
Cheers


http://promotion.cool-content.com/gfy/paul1.jpg

freeadultcontent 05-16-2003 05:27 PM

http://promotion.cool-content.com/gfy/paul.jpg

Sure I would like to fuck you, but isnt it past your bedtime?

evildick 05-16-2003 09:24 PM

What's Mr. Dressup doing with that hot chick? I thought he was dead.

evildick 05-16-2003 09:31 PM

Ahh, my mistake, maybe he's a distant relative.

http://promotion.cool-content.com/gfy/face.jpg

http://jeffbabcock.com/mrdressup.jpg

:glugglug


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